Typical NAIJA'

Date: 30-03-2012 6:40 pm (12 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- at 30-03-2012 06:40 PM (12 years ago)
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• Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge
• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday.
• Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node head say "notin dey happen guy"
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.
• Where parents claim they were always first position in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'
• Where government officials don't know the national anthem.
•Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen stuck in traffic.
• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions.
• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems.
• Where rich men must have pot belly.
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social amenity.
• Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre slippers
• Where the man who had no shoes is the president.
•Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!!


Posted: at 30-03-2012 06:40 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- fuckinjoe2 at 30-03-2012 08:59 PM (12 years ago)
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Is that all..?  bring in more.......dumb post.

Posted: at 30-03-2012 08:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toniaben at 30-03-2012 09:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice one.
Posted: at 30-03-2012 09:32 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fateewase at 30-03-2012 09:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Hahahahah,nice one poster...u got me laughing Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 30-03-2012 09:39 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- agbonson at 30-03-2012 10:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 30-03-2012 10:13 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- wilat at 30-03-2012 10:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Nawa for naija o  Grin

Posted: at 30-03-2012 10:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Tyahaya at 30-03-2012 10:47 PM (12 years ago)
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• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.
 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2012 10:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Khalifa89 at 30-03-2012 11:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Poster you don make somebody choke here, Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre slippers Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2012 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sweetlilly at 30-03-2012 11:44 PM (12 years ago)
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where you can use one stone to kill 100 birds.
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 30-03-2012 11:44 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- proly at 30-03-2012 11:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 30-03-2012 11:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Aborigine at 30-03-2012 11:58 PM (12 years ago)
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Poster me love  that like cook food
Posted: at 30-03-2012 11:58 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- adex4eva at 31-03-2012 12:06 AM (12 years ago)
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Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2012 12:06 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- exever100 at 31-03-2012 01:41 AM (12 years ago)
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u try......9ce 1
Posted: at 31-03-2012 01:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Adego1 at 31-03-2012 03:36 AM (12 years ago)
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 Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node head say "notin dey happen guy"Haha 9JA no dey carry last
Posted: at 31-03-2012 03:36 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Thayay at 31-03-2012 04:22 AM (12 years ago)
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where 1st lady speaks in tongue,,,,where leaders are prophet;always seein vision like vision 2010,2020,2050,,,,where blackout is havin A1 n up nepa=f9
Posted: at 31-03-2012 04:22 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Ebiskey at 31-03-2012 04:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Not too a wit.
Posted: at 31-03-2012 04:26 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- malvin2525 at 31-03-2012 04:28 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 31-03-2012 04:28 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missattitude at 31-03-2012 04:35 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 31-03-2012 04:35 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kennyg428 at 31-03-2012 04:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Thayay on 31-03-2012 04:22 AM
where 1st lady speaks in tongue,,,,where leaders are prophet;always seein vision like vision 2010,2020,2050,,,,where blackout is havin A1 n up nepa=f9
I love ur contribution,lol seriously

Posted: at 31-03-2012 04:56 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kennyg428 at 31-03-2012 05:02 AM (12 years ago)
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Whr parents claims to be 1st position when dey were in school...Me,lyk dat...Who used to be in 2nd position?Since evrybdy is 1st lol Grin

Posted: at 31-03-2012 05:02 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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