Typical NAIJA' (Page 2)

Date: 30-03-2012 6:40 pm (12 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- ijidai at 31-03-2012 06:10 AM (12 years ago)
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nice post, thumbsup.
Posted: at 31-03-2012 06:10 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- CHUKAGLY at 31-03-2012 07:19 AM (12 years ago)
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Where subsidy removal is the new yr gift from the president to the citizens

Posted: at 31-03-2012 07:19 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- cadanre at 31-03-2012 07:54 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry

Posted: at 31-03-2012 07:54 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- skillar at 31-03-2012 08:14 AM (12 years ago)
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na true sha



Posted: at 31-03-2012 08:14 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Lekan22 at 31-03-2012 08:19 AM (12 years ago)
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Hmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Posted: at 31-03-2012 08:19 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- largo at 31-03-2012 08:40 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin  VERY FUNNY.....WIHT SOME ELEMENTS OF TRUTH........
Posted: at 31-03-2012 08:40 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- southpool16 at 31-03-2012 09:21 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin you got our ass
Posted: at 31-03-2012 09:21 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onlyGodknows at 31-03-2012 10:35 AM (12 years ago)
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To complete it: Only beloved nation and no other. Nice collection poster.
Posted: at 31-03-2012 10:35 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- BORN4NAIJA at 31-03-2012 10:48 AM (12 years ago)
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 :(WHERE POLICEMAN WILL GIVE YOU CHANGE FOR BRIBERY
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- acome at 31-03-2012 10:52 AM (12 years ago)
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please try again cos the number you are calling is not available.
where you are standing seeing your beb standing with another man and the net work is telling that the number you are calling is switch off and she's answering call with thesame phone.
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- osupia at 31-03-2012 12:12 PM (12 years ago)
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where federal government has no functioning body
where bolholes has been our means of drinking water Sad Sad Sad Sad
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- ouzzyouzz at 31-03-2012 12:43 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 This is so unfortunately true and funny in writing.... nice poster
Posted: at 31-03-2012 12:43 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chimax33 at 31-03-2012 12:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 30-03-2012 06:40 PM
• Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge
Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday. see ur big head is flowers made for only valentine days?Huh??
• Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node head say "notin dey happen guy"
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.
• Where parents claim they were always first position in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'
• Where government officials don't know the national anthem.
•Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen stuck in traffic.
• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions.
• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems.
• Where rich men must have pot belly.
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social amenity.
• Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre slippers good one ur people which one dem fit make?Huh?
• Where the man who had no shoes is the president.
•Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!!


this is sickening and barbaric are you ok pls or we should ask a help from psychiatric????
Posted: at 31-03-2012 12:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexyBishop at 31-03-2012 01:30 PM (12 years ago)
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poster u ar the man keep it up
Posted: at 31-03-2012 01:30 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- purityjustice at 31-03-2012 01:34 PM (12 years ago)
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una don finish ma country
Posted: at 31-03-2012 01:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- purityjustice at 31-03-2012 01:35 PM (12 years ago)
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yeah ma parent always take first position  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2012 01:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- interpo77 at 31-03-2012 03:10 PM (12 years ago)
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I C  again
Posted: at 31-03-2012 03:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wandepope at 31-03-2012 03:54 PM (12 years ago)
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This is for real...WHERE SORTING IS LEGAL: A=N20,000
                                                                 B=N15,000
                                                                 C=7,500...make your choice.
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- mkpume22 at 31-03-2012 04:50 PM (12 years ago)
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where oyibo produce computer , guyz use am de hamma.
where policemen also rob people from there check-point
a country where terrorist are compensated after killing.
a country where you can mix kai kai with bread as part of balance diet
Posted: at 31-03-2012 04:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- simon4real at 31-03-2012 05:00 PM (12 years ago)
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real stuff ma'am
Posted: at 31-03-2012 05:00 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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