Typical NAIJA' (Page 3)

Date: 30-03-2012 6:40 pm (13 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- verah at 31-03-2012 06:16 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes wateva
Posted: at 31-03-2012 06:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- purityjustice at 31-03-2012 06:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: wandepope on 31-03-2012 03:54 PM
This is for real...WHERE SORTING IS LEGAL: A=N20,000
                                                                 B=N15,000
                                                                 C=7,500...make your choice.
o boi don sort tire.. i pity ur bloody ass
Posted: at 31-03-2012 06:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- EMMYBOSS at 31-03-2012 07:21 PM (13 years ago)
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U TRY JERI
Posted: at 31-03-2012 07:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- maffrodisiac at 31-03-2012 07:25 PM (13 years ago)
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LOL!!!!!! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy hahahaheheheheeeee. No be small thing!!
Posted: at 31-03-2012 07:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ocheochigbo at 31-03-2012 09:56 PM (13 years ago)
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She forget some........like where Hausa aboki illerate be top politicians
where boko haram they bomb theirselves because of 72 virgins for thier own paradise
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...now i dey laugh
Posted: at 31-03-2012 09:56 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jennyosa at 31-03-2012 10:16 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin where bb torch is sold for 12k in traffic,,hahahhahah dat na chino produt...hahhahahah nija i hail ooooo una no dey fall..
Posted: at 31-03-2012 10:16 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jennyosa at 31-03-2012 10:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ocheochigbo on 31-03-2012 09:56 PM
She forget some........like where Hausa aboki illerate be top politicians
where boko haram they bomb theirselves because of 72 virgins for thier own paradise
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...now i dey laugh
even if everybody know say na so them be...but na u talk am broda.. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2012 10:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 1daful at 31-03-2012 10:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Where professor dey een house the take breeze then ssce holder witch off light.
Posted: at 31-03-2012 10:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 1daful at 31-03-2012 10:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 1daful on 31-03-2012 10:32 PM
Where professor dey een house the take breeze then ssce holder witch off light.
switch
Posted: at 31-03-2012 10:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Larrykingomoj at 31-03-2012 11:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Sophie, na you biko, things dey happen for Naija every now and then.
Posted: at 31-03-2012 11:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Annana at 31-03-2012 11:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Khalifa89 on 30-03-2012 11:10 PM
Poster you don make somebody choke here, Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre slippers Grin Grin Grin Grin
How do they do that? I would wanna see one of each... Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2012 11:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zoe61 at 1-04-2012 12:02 AM (13 years ago)
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very cool girl thx, notting do u.
Posted: at 1-04-2012 12:02 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- nnayelugo at 1-04-2012 12:09 AM (13 years ago)
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where parent pay for there children sorting in school Grin Roll Eyes
Posted: at 1-04-2012 12:09 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Nakpoi at 1-04-2012 05:29 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 30-03-2012 06:40 PM
• Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge
• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday.
• Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node head say "notin dey happen guy"
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.
• Where parents claim they were always first position in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'
• Where government officials don't know the national anthem.
•Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen stuck in traffic.
• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions.
• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems.
• Where rich men must have pot belly.
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social amenity.
• Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre slippers
• Where the man who had no shoes is the president.
•Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!!

Nice one, tru- talk
Posted: at 1-04-2012 05:29 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- indisputable at 1-04-2012 09:49 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Tyahaya on 30-03-2012 10:47 PM
• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.
 Grin Grin Grin Grin


Bros e be like say e don happn to u b4
Posted: at 1-04-2012 09:49 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- indisputable at 1-04-2012 09:53 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sweetlilly on 30-03-2012 11:44 PM
where you can use one stone to kill 100 birds.
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Cheesy:D:D:D:D:D;)WinkCheesy:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D;)WinkWinkWinkWinkWink
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- escapedprince at 1-04-2012 10:05 AM (13 years ago)
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Hmmmmn !!!
Nice one poster !!! , laughter they say is the best medicine !!!
And we are all laughing  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2012 10:05 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ebonyz at 1-04-2012 04:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice one dear
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- ebonyz at 1-04-2012 04:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mkpume22 on 31-03-2012 04:50 PM
where oyibo produce computer , guyz use am de hamma.
where policemen also rob people from there check-point
a country where terrorist are compensated after killing.
a country where you can mix kai kai with bread as part of balance diet

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2012 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Wytepearl at 1-04-2012 09:29 PM (13 years ago)
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we no dey eva carry last.... Up naija! Naija 4 life
Posted: at 1-04-2012 09:29 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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