chummyli at 30-03-2012 08:26 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Moshood Abiola died and went to heaven ... As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Abiola, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Abiola. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Obasanjo's clock?" asked Abiola. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!!!
Post Reply
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 30-03-2012 08:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Wwwwwwaaaaaattttttt ddddddaaaaaaa hhhhhheeeeelllllll
Posted: at 30-03-2012 08:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply queenrukky at 30-03-2012 09:20 PM (13 years ago) (f)
dis tin don old tire
Posted: at 30-03-2012 09:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply chummyli at 30-03-2012 09:44 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Nawaaaa for u!
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 30-03-2012 09:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
gud but pbmany
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 31-03-2012 05:06 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 31-03-2012 07:54 AM (13 years ago) (m)
I no wan talk
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 31-03-2012 07:54 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply franel at 31-03-2012 08:04 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Nawaaaa for u!
meaning what?
Common sense is indeed not common. Posted: at 31-03-2012 08:04 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply lifewater at 31-03-2012 10:27 AM (13 years ago) (m)
baaaaaad guy......
Aqua-viva....(lifewater)
Posted: at 31-03-2012 10:27 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply zeigbo at 31-03-2012 01:33 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Huh
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 31-03-2012 01:33 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply chummyli at 31-03-2012 02:21 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Franel hold ur tongue...
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 31-03-2012 02:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 31-03-2012 02:24 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Ok
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 31-03-2012 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply queenrukky at 31-03-2012 03:17 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Nawaaaa for u!
u no want make i talk?
Posted: at 31-03-2012 03:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
i have the right to remain silent
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm
Posted: at 31-03-2012 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 31-03-2012 03:24 PM (13 years ago) (m)
lol jor
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 31-03-2012 03:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply queenrukky at 31-03-2012 03:36 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 31-03-2012 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply rakelly at 31-03-2012 04:16 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 31-03-2012 04:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 31-03-2012 04:42 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Hmmmmm
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 31-03-2012 04:42 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply chummyli at 1-04-2012 09:31 PM (13 years ago) (f)
u no want make i talk?
talk na free ma dear
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 1-04-2012 09:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 1-04-2012 09:52 PM (13 years ago) (m)
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 1-04-2012 09:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply chummyli at 2-04-2012 09:47 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 2-04-2012 09:47 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
TRENDING GISTS 
I'm Building PDP, Not Tearing it Apart - Wike Addresses The Press (Video)
VIDEO: Man Caught While Waiting For a Minor he Had Solicited S£x From Online
Emotional Moment Femi Adebayo Presented His 2025 AMVCA Trophies to His Dad, Adebayo Salami
Rapper, Phyno Unveils His Daughter, Shares Adorable Video to Mark Her Second Birthday
Ex Madrid Player, Xabi Alonso Seals Managerial Move To Real Madrid As Ancelotti Bows Out
Retired Teacher, Mallam Kabiru Killed, Wife Abducted As Bandits Invade Zamfara School Quarters