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Date: 30-03-2012 8:26 pm (12 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 30-03-2012 08:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Moshood Abiola died and went to heaven ... As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Abiola, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Abiola. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Obasanjo's clock?" asked Abiola. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!!!

Posted: at 30-03-2012 08:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- femiparadise at 30-03-2012 08:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Wwwwwwaaaaaattttttt ddddddaaaaaaa hhhhhheeeeelllllll Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 30-03-2012 08:32 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 30-03-2012 09:20 PM (12 years ago)
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dis tin don old tire
Posted: at 30-03-2012 09:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 30-03-2012 09:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Nawaaaa for u!
Posted: at 30-03-2012 09:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 31-03-2012 05:06 AM (12 years ago)
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gud but pbmany
Posted: at 31-03-2012 05:06 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 31-03-2012 07:54 AM (12 years ago)
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I no wan talk
Posted: at 31-03-2012 07:54 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 31-03-2012 08:04 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 30-03-2012 09:44 PM
Nawaaaa for u!
meaning what?
Posted: at 31-03-2012 08:04 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- lifewater at 31-03-2012 10:27 AM (12 years ago)
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baaaaaad guy......Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2012 10:27 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 31-03-2012 01:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 31-03-2012 01:33 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 31-03-2012 02:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Franel hold ur tongue...
Posted: at 31-03-2012 02:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 31-03-2012 02:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 31-03-2012 02:24 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 31-03-2012 03:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 30-03-2012 09:44 PM
Nawaaaa for u!
u no want make i talk?
Posted: at 31-03-2012 03:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 31-03-2012 03:20 PM (12 years ago)
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i have the right to remain silent
Posted: at 31-03-2012 03:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 31-03-2012 03:24 PM (12 years ago)
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lol jor
Posted: at 31-03-2012 03:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 31-03-2012 03:36 PM (12 years ago)
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 Embarrassed
Posted: at 31-03-2012 03:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 31-03-2012 04:16 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2012 04:16 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 31-03-2012 04:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmm
Posted: at 31-03-2012 04:42 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 1-04-2012 09:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 31-03-2012 03:17 PM
u no want make i talk?
talk na free ma dear
Posted: at 1-04-2012 09:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 1-04-2012 09:52 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 1-04-2012 09:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 2-04-2012 09:47 AM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 2-04-2012 09:47 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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