DARING? Angry mob burns police station and Court in Jos (Page 2)

• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday gift.

• Where lizards go look ur eyeball,nod head say "notin dey happen guy"
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• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.

•Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.

• Where parents claim they always came first position in school.

• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'

• Where the Presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem.

• Where Gala and Lacasera is d best option wen stuck in hold up.

• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions and Front row seat in church

• Where we fight for everything
- To gain admission to university
- to get a job and worse still
-to enter a bus!

• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.

• Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulnes on family members in the village.

• Where generator is a social amenity.

• Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.

• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers

• Where the man who had no shoes is the president.

•Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader

•Where citizens are more afraid of Police than Armed robbers.

No Country's craziness is greater than Nigeria's absurdity... Proudly Nigerian.