Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks "WHAT IS EASTER?" The 1st man replies, it's the holiday when everybody gets together, eats chicken and turkey, and be thankful..."
"WRONG," St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the 2nd man, "WHAT IS EASTER?"
The man replies, Easter is the holiday when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate." St. Peter looks at the second man, shakes his head and ask the 3rd man, "WHAT IS EASTER?"
The third man smiles and looks St. Pete in the eye. "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his disciples at the last supper and He was later betrayed and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples Judas. The Romans arrested Him to be crucified and was stabbed by the side, made Him wear a crown of thorns. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder.
St. Peter said, “Verrrrrry good.”
Then the man continued, “Now, Every year the boulder is moved aside and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, there will be six weeks of winter."
St. Peter fainted.
Have A Happy Easter To U All
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Posted: at 7-04-2012 11:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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