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![-]( "Fertymor") Fertymor at 12-04-2012 04:50 PM (13 years ago)  (f) A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, l...ook at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
"If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Good Evening friends.... E O Z...!!! | Posted: at 12-04-2012 04:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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ancient | Posted: at 12-04-2012 10:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Fertymor") Fertymor at 13-04-2012 02:13 PM (13 years ago) (f) Reply |
![-]( "Fertymor") Fertymor at 13-04-2012 02:13 PM (13 years ago) (f) Come... stephen153, which one u don post, every u see na pb4, abeg go sleep jor | Posted: at 13-04-2012 02:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]() at 13-04-2012 03:09 PM (13 years ago) ![]() original over posted b4 b4 joke , e no funny e don expire long long ago | Posted: at 13-04-2012 03:09 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "joshuski") joshuski at 13-04-2012 03:13 PM (13 years ago) (m) still looking | Posted: at 13-04-2012 03:13 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "kaycee22") kaycee22 at 13-04-2012 04:11 PM (13 years ago) (m) old story, | Posted: at 13-04-2012 04:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Come... stephen153, which one u don post, every u see na pb4, abeg go sleep jor
no dey hard bro...if they say all ya jokes na pb4........den u slow down and try observe sum oda jokes
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 14-04-2012 08:54 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]() at 14-04-2012 03:59 PM (13 years ago) ![]() tell lam | Posted: at 14-04-2012 03:59 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "kaycee22") kaycee22 at 14-04-2012 05:48 PM (13 years ago) (m) kill am | Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 15-04-2012 01:28 PM (13 years ago) (m) this joke ehn
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 15-04-2012 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]() at 15-04-2012 09:29 PM (13 years ago) ![]() ehe finish the sentence | Posted: at 15-04-2012 09:29 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "Idbabe") Idbabe at 7-05-2012 05:11 PM (13 years ago) (f) Come... stephen153, which one u don post, every u see na pb4, abeg go sleep jor
and when he wakes up nko? | Posted: at 7-05-2012 05:11 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 8-05-2012 09:49 AM (13 years ago) (m) L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D:D=));)ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾ =))º°˚˚˚ °ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚....=)) =)) =)) laffº°˚ ˚ °º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =))=))
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 8-05-2012 09:49 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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omo boy your joke nor clever at all | Posted: at 11-05-2012 02:24 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]() at 11-05-2012 09:32 AM (12 years ago) ![]() true talk | Posted: at 11-05-2012 09:32 AM (12 years ago) | | |
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![-]() at 11-05-2012 06:42 PM (12 years ago) ![]() when you go leave yeye? | Posted: at 11-05-2012 06:42 PM (12 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 11-05-2012 07:53 PM (12 years ago) (m) 
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 11-05-2012 07:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 12-05-2012 09:40 AM (12 years ago) (m) Bongo
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 12-05-2012 09:40 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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