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Date: 10-08-2012 9:56 am (12 years ago) | Author: fesanbi
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A guy stayed close to the cemetery. He used this to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers. He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, with his nostrils filled with cotton wool and spoke nasally. This scared every driver and rider who wouldn't dare ask him for money. The guy did this for years and successfully outwitted every driver and rider, who were thinking he was a ghost. One evening, the guy boarded an okada as usual alighted at the cemetery junction. My Money?. the angry looking okada man asked. Cotton wool were inside the guy's nostrils, he replied nasally; I don't have money!. The okada man would not take this from him, he kept insisting. The frustrated guy, later said; Ok, ok, follow me to my room in the cemetery and I will pay you. The okada man agreed and followed him till they got to a grave. The guy in his attempts to frighten the okada man knocked on the grave and shouted; Martin! Martin! Martin! abeg give me N800 make i take pay this stubborn okada man. All of a sudden, a very big hand holding N1000 appeared out of the grave accompanied with a voice which said;
Take! this one na ma last card.
The guy and the okada man took to their heels!

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- zeigbo at 10-08-2012 11:27 AM (12 years ago)
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I think say Sombody post dis thing yesterday Angry
Posted: at 10-08-2012 11:27 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tkazzz at 10-08-2012 11:51 AM (12 years ago)
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Yeye na u know
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- zeigbo at 10-08-2012 12:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Una Yeye wan pursue me comot for dis forum
Posted: at 10-08-2012 12:41 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 10-08-2012 01:33 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin i con do hia  Huh? via
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- francischi at 10-08-2012 07:51 PM (12 years ago)
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as your self
Posted: at 10-08-2012 07:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 10-08-2012 07:51 PM (12 years ago)
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ask you self
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- chummyli at 10-08-2012 08:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Pb4
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- francischi at 10-08-2012 08:12 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
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- Rihannaaa at 11-08-2012 07:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Na pb4 o...
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