"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the f*** was I thinking?"

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."

"How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?"

"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."

"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell 'til I met you."

"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me."

"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."

"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."

"Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!"

"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."

"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Lifelike!

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise."

"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."

"We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits."

"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here."

"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?"

"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday - so we're having you put to sleep."













General Just2sexy

Post Reply

Posted: at 13-11-2009 11:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

nyc one.

Posted: at 14-11-2009 07:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ugh!!

Posted: at 14-11-2009 08:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

yes

Posted: at 14-11-2009 08:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Thanxs

Posted: at 14-11-2009 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

okay..... funny phrases....

Posted: at 14-11-2009 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

Yes

Posted: at 14-11-2009 11:44 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

na waoo, how person go just rob lipstick finish come dey lick the one wey remain for hand...

Posted: at 14-11-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

Posted: at 14-11-2009 11:50 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Abi oh

Posted: at 14-11-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

yes

Posted: at 14-11-2009 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

How body?

Posted: at 14-11-2009 11:57 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

am ok

Posted: at 14-11-2009 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

J2S, you no dey give your babe chop-money ni?.....

Posted: at 14-11-2009 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

Wetin hapen she beg u 4 money?

Posted: at 14-11-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Wetin hapen she beg u 4 money?

which one she dey lick hand like person wey dey hungry...

Posted: at 14-11-2009 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

She fall inside paint

Posted: at 14-11-2009 12:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

hmnmnm

Posted: at 14-11-2009 12:10 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Wetin u dey hmmm? I dey tell u truth

Posted: at 14-11-2009 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

ok

Posted: at 14-11-2009 12:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Reply: