Love in a Mental Home

Date: 19-02-2009 4:47 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Christiantus Osuagwu
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- at 19-02-2009 04:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to respond rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind.

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."  Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Posted: at 19-02-2009 04:47 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
- Toks-E at 19-02-2009 04:50 PM (16 years ago)
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wow

interestin
Posted: at 19-02-2009 04:50 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 19-02-2009 04:54 PM (16 years ago)
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thanks......
Posted: at 19-02-2009 04:54 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- kido123 at 19-02-2009 04:57 PM (16 years ago)
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ehhhhnnnnnn...... i dey laugh.... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-02-2009 04:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-02-2009 05:20 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-02-2009 05:20 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Katlegoafrica at 19-02-2009 06:25 PM (16 years ago)
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lol........ Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

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Posted: at 19-02-2009 06:25 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- igetmouthng at 19-02-2009 06:39 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 19-02-2009 06:39 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gwhy at 19-02-2009 07:22 PM (16 years ago)
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O boy u try o.
Gbosa 4 u.
Posted: at 19-02-2009 07:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-02-2009 02:14 AM (16 years ago)
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thumbs up man..Grin
Posted: at 20-02-2009 02:14 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 20-02-2009 03:17 AM (16 years ago)
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hahahahaha... Oboy, you too much!
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:17 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kido123 at 20-02-2009 10:01 AM (16 years ago)
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i still dey laff for dis joke jare....
Posted: at 20-02-2009 10:01 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iyanu4chi at 20-02-2009 10:04 AM (16 years ago)
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u guys r sumthing else
Posted: at 20-02-2009 10:04 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- adebamibo at 20-02-2009 05:01 PM (16 years ago)
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my friend this joke na waoooooo u no want make i sleep this night na soso laugh
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:01 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 20-02-2009 05:11 PM (16 years ago)
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Gbosa 4 u again
gbosa
gbosa
gbosa
bt comot 4 road mak d bullet no hit u o bt doshe,iphie or kido fit stand 4 there sha.
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 20-02-2009 05:16 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iyanu4chi on 20-02-2009 10:04 AM
u guys r sumthing else

itumo.. explanation.... Grin
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 20-02-2009 05:27 PM (16 years ago)
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Ask ya head na.
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 20-02-2009 05:30 PM (16 years ago)
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i talk to yu? na so una dey fail exam...gbeborun
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 20-02-2009 06:38 PM (16 years ago)
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bullet..... abeg make i take cover.....
Posted: at 20-02-2009 06:38 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 20-02-2009 06:55 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: adebamibo on 20-02-2009 05:01 PM
my friend this joke na waoooooo u no want make i sleep this night na soso laugh

just continue to dey laff, tomorrow morning you fit sleep.
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-02-2009 06:55 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 20-02-2009 07:10 PM (16 years ago)
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Kristiantus, u wan kill guyz?
Posted: at 20-02-2009 07:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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