Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”
 A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

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Posted: at 21-05-2012 08:29 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

  so many things happening in this our world oo

Posted: at 21-05-2012 08:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

10 o'clock news......abeg make she tell who give am belle......no be dead rich man.......she wan take style extract  4rm d mans wealth..... diz na 1 of d kind things u can only hear 4rm oyibo pple

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Posted: at 21-05-2012 11:23 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

I guess she did it cus of d dead man fortune. But wait o, are we sure dat man is dead, how can a dead man have errection and ejaculate. Pls can somebody explain to us medically.

Posted: at 21-05-2012 11:34 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

na waaoooo......,wat explanation u nid in a fabricated story 4rm gold digger??

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Posted: at 21-05-2012 11:51 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

Fake

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Posted: at 21-05-2012 02:03 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hmmm hw true is dis???

Posted: at 21-05-2012 03:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Joke of the century

Posted: at 21-05-2012 03:45 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

am surprise ooo  the poster na ghost..... the woman should have treated like outkast  if this is thru... tufiakwa...

Posted: at 21-05-2012 05:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

why is  Dis woman fulling  herself over of died man wealth,,,,,,,,,

Posted: at 26-05-2012 01:53 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie