How to Tell You're Addicted to Coffee

Date: 03-03-2009 5:07 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 3-03-2009 05:07 PM (16 years ago)
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You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

People get dizzy just watching you.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You answer the door before people knock.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse
 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- iphie at 3-03-2009 05:16 PM (16 years ago)
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NICE 1 BABE, U SHOULD AV ADDED "AND IF U READ THIS THROUGH WITHOUT BLINKING, U MUST B AN ADDICT" NOW I C WHERE gWHY COMES FROM, ND D GUYS R GOING TO AV A FITTING TICK....GET READY GAL 4 SOME SERIOUS YABBING
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-03-2009 05:25 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  3-03-2009 05:16 PM
NICE 1 BABE, U SHOULD AV ADDED "AND IF U READ THIS THROUGH WITHOUT BLINKING, U MUST B AN ADDICT" NOW I C WHERE gWHY COMES FROM, ND D GUYS R GOING TO AV A FITTING TICK....GET READY GAL 4 SOME SERIOUS YABBING
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:25 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 3-03-2009 05:35 PM (16 years ago)
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UHMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-03-2009 05:37 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  3-03-2009 05:16 PM
NICE 1 BABE, U SHOULD AV ADDED "AND IF U READ THIS THROUGH WITHOUT BLINKING, U MUST B AN ADDICT" NOW I C WHERE gWHY COMES FROM, ND D GUYS R GOING TO AV A FITTING TICK....GET READY GAL 4 SOME SERIOUS YABBING

I'm waiting... Bring it on! Wink
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-03-2009 05:38 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  3-03-2009 05:35 PM
UHMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
e bi like sey you don drink coffee... which one you com dey do like person wey see ghost... no just try chew my fingernails o....
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:38 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 3-03-2009 05:39 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  3-03-2009 05:37 PM
Quote from: iphie on  3-03-2009 05:16 PM
NICE 1 BABE, U SHOULD AV ADDED "AND IF U READ THIS THROUGH WITHOUT BLINKING, U MUST B AN ADDICT" NOW I C WHERE gWHY COMES FROM, ND D GUYS R GOING TO AV A FITTING TICK....GET READY GAL 4 SOME SERIOUS YABBING

I'm waiting... Bring it on! Wink

WELL HERE IT COMES
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-03-2009 05:39 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  3-03-2009 05:37 PM
Quote from: iphie on  3-03-2009 05:16 PM
NICE 1 BABE, U SHOULD AV ADDED "AND IF U READ THIS THROUGH WITHOUT BLINKING, U MUST B AN ADDICT" NOW I C WHERE gWHY COMES FROM, ND D GUYS R GOING TO AV A FITTING TICK....GET READY GAL 4 SOME SERIOUS YABBING

I'm waiting... Bring it on! Wink
coffee abi wetin?
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:39 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 3-03-2009 05:41 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  3-03-2009 05:39 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  3-03-2009 05:37 PM
Quote from: iphie on  3-03-2009 05:16 PM
NICE 1 BABE, U SHOULD AV ADDED "AND IF U READ THIS THROUGH WITHOUT BLINKING, U MUST B AN ADDICT" NOW I C WHERE gWHY COMES FROM, ND D GUYS R GOING TO AV A FITTING TICK....GET READY GAL 4 SOME SERIOUS YABBING

I'm waiting... Bring it on! Wink

WELL HERE IT COMES
nne, una dey share coffee abi wetin.... bring it on: here it comes.... Huh? wetin b all this
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:41 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- size1 at 3-03-2009 06:02 PM (16 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 3-03-2009 06:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 3-03-2009 06:05 PM (16 years ago)
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sillyjoker! sillyjoker!! silljoker!!! i dey come first make i go drink my own coffee wait 4 me ohhhhhhhhh......
Posted: at 3-03-2009 06:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 3-03-2009 06:06 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  3-03-2009 06:02 PM
passing

U tink say if u pass ur size go increase? Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-03-2009 06:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-03-2009 06:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on  3-03-2009 06:05 PM
sillyjoker! sillyjoker!! silljoker!!! i dey come first make i go drink my own coffee wait 4 me ohhhhhhhhh......
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Posted: at 3-03-2009 06:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-03-2009 06:28 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  3-03-2009 06:12 PM
Quote from: Doshe on  3-03-2009 06:05 PM
sillyjoker! sillyjoker!! silljoker!!! i dey come first make i go drink my own coffee wait 4 me ohhhhhhhhh......
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sillyjoker, i sure sey you don drink coffee too.... how you go dey talk and we no dey hear you Huh?
Posted: at 3-03-2009 06:28 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- size1 at 3-03-2009 06:37 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on  3-03-2009 06:06 PM
Quote from: size1 on  3-03-2009 06:02 PM
passing

U tink say if u pass ur size go increase? Grin Grin



yeye man
Posted: at 3-03-2009 06:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 3-03-2009 06:48 PM (16 years ago)
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u really r a SILLY joker.
Posted: at 3-03-2009 06:48 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 3-03-2009 07:10 PM (16 years ago)
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dat na compliment or wat
Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 3-03-2009 08:16 PM (16 years ago)
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yabbing
Posted: at 3-03-2009 08:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-03-2009 08:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on  3-03-2009 08:16 PM
yabbing
compliment yabbing Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-03-2009 08:18 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 3-03-2009 08:50 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  3-03-2009 06:37 PM
Quote from: Doshe on  3-03-2009 06:06 PM
Quote from: size1 on  3-03-2009 06:02 PM
passing

U tink say if u pass ur size go increase? Grin Grin



yeye man

i kno wit ur size were day go classify u. Mayb we go contact Rev Chris Okotie 2 classify u.......
Posted: at 3-03-2009 08:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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