Ever Thought of Divorce?

Date: 09-03-2009 5:00 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Evergreen Eva
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- at 9-03-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago)
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"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina.

"Fifty years," Grandma replied.

"That is so wonderful," exclaimed Nina. "And I bet in all that time, you never once thought about divorce, right?"

"Right Nina. Divorce, NEVER. Murder, lots of times, but never divorce."



Posted: at 9-03-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Gwhy at 9-03-2009 07:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Kolo pple don ful dis place oo.
Na by force 2 post.
Posted: at 9-03-2009 07:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 10-03-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 10-03-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 10-03-2009 03:46 PM (15 years ago)
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she try na
Posted: at 10-03-2009 03:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 10-03-2009 04:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  9-03-2009 07:48 PM
Kolo pple don ful dis place oo.
Na by force 2 post.
the thing don begin dey tire me..... why e be say every ton dick and eva5001 wan post by all means...
Posted: at 10-03-2009 04:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 10-03-2009 04:29 PM (15 years ago)
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free dem na...let everyone express his/her feelings in dis house...pls tristiantus
Posted: at 10-03-2009 04:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 10-03-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago)
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leave antagonist.Must u alway comment?
Posted: at 10-03-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 10-03-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago)
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CHIE
Posted: at 10-03-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 10-03-2009 04:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 10-03-2009 04:38 PM
leave antagonist.Must u alway comment?
see dis calabar man.... Grin Grin Grin
i no blame you, you dey blow gramma (antagonist), if you blow all dis gramma finish today, na which one you speak 2morow... so e betta make you reserve some....
Posted: at 10-03-2009 04:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 10-03-2009 04:54 PM (15 years ago)
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i no be lyk u.grammar plenty 4 my mouth.Abi make i borrow u some?dat ur name sef na botanical name of wetin?
Posted: at 10-03-2009 04:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 10-03-2009 04:59 PM (15 years ago)
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I TINK TRIANTIANTUS HAV ATTITUDE PROBLEM
Posted: at 10-03-2009 04:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 05:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Who b dos wey dey fight 4 here na.
Posted: at 10-03-2009 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 10-03-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago)
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na true talk u yarn bro
Posted: at 10-03-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 10-03-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago)
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i be isreal...triantus na hamas ppl or palentina
Posted: at 10-03-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Kolo
Posted: at 10-03-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 10-03-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Eva5001 on  9-03-2009 05:00 PM
"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina.

"Fifty years," Grandma replied.

"That is so wonderful," exclaimed Nina. "And I bet in all that time, you never once thought about divorce, right?"

"Right Nina. Divorce, NEVER. Murder, lots of times, but never divorce."




hehehehehehehe

na wa for wives[women] dem oh
Posted: at 10-03-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 06:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Tok E u mess up na.
Posted: at 10-03-2009 06:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 10-03-2009 06:13 PM (15 years ago)
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hw?
Posted: at 10-03-2009 06:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 08:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Who 4lo u talk
Posted: at 10-03-2009 08:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 06:44 AM (15 years ago)
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chie ..pele
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