How Indian mind works (Page 7)

Date: 12-03-2009 6:48 am (15 years ago) | Author: dammy rose
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- degreatest2 at 20-03-2009 06:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: skarfies on 20-03-2009 02:02 AM
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"try and read what u wrote about urself in ur profile again! its not by living abroad. A da awon ton fo abo mo!"

A Nigerian born in United Kingdom,My dad hails from the great city of Benin,and my mom's 4rm Lag.... Had my tertiary education in Nigeria. I am a simple person who forgets to stay grounded sometimes. have a crazy lifestyle and still manage to have fun and be sporadic. have few best friends that I am so thankful for. I am looking for what I think everybody wants: *****.I haven't found it yet, or come even close. I love meeting new people. My passion is helping people in this world, because every life is precious. Everyday I struggle to try and become a better person. I am at a place in my life when i turns here the rain beats me and if i turns there the sun burns me,where I am trying to figure out why I was put here and what .........I was meant to do. I really thank God for keeping me safe from Many Evils in this wicked World

i bet u went to a backyard tertiary institution!!!!
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- ironlady at 20-03-2009 06:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ronky on 12-03-2009 06:48 AM


NOT A STORY BUT A
TRUE INCIDENT


An Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank
will need some form of security for the loan,
so the Indian man hands over the keys
and documents of new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian
for using a $250,000 Ferrari
as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then
drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says,
"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?


The Indian replies:


"Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return'"




Ah, the mind of the Indian...


This is why India is shining
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dis is a nice one..
Posted: at 20-03-2009 06:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- skarfies at 20-03-2009 06:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 20-03-2009 06:15 PM
Quote from: skarfies on 20-03-2009 02:02 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHROOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...COM OUT
"try and read what u wrote about urself in ur profile again! its not by living abroad. A da awon ton fo abo mo!"

A Nigerian born in United Kingdom,My dad hails from the great city of Benin,and my mom's 4rm Lag.... Had my tertiary education in Nigeria. I am a simple person who forgets to stay grounded sometimes. have a crazy lifestyle and still manage to have fun and be sporadic. have few best friends that I am so thankful for. I am looking for what I think everybody wants: *****.I haven't found it yet, or come even close. I love meeting new people. My passion is helping people in this world, because every life is precious. Everyday I struggle to try and become a better person. I am at a place in my life when i turns here the rain beats me and if i turns there the sun burns me,where I am trying to figure out why I was put here and what .........I was meant to do. I really thank God for keeping me safe from Many Evils in this wicked World

i bet u went to a backyard tertiary institution!!!!


BROTHER..AT LAST..THE VICTORY IS OURS....SO U SABI TALK ABI...WE DON KNOW WETIN DEY PAIN UNA.....JUST DEY SUFFER FOR THAT 9JA THERE OK?...BYEE I GOT SKOOL TO ATTEND TO..JOBLESS HOMOsegxwal BABARIAN. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- degreatest2 at 20-03-2009 06:30 PM (15 years ago)
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@ ironlady! u wan tell us say "dis is a nice one" u don take all the space finish oh! we go soon start to dey collect money for space for here. so pple like u go donate generously! abi na! Owo wa, owo Lo nsoro!
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- stripod102 at 20-03-2009 06:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 20-03-2009 06:30 PM
@ ironlady! u wan tell us say "dis is a nice one" u don take all the space finish oh! we go soon start to dey collect money for space for here. so pple like u go donate generously! abi na! Owo wa, owo Lo nsoro!

baba dgrate...see ur life for gutter..wey ur omo inu e dey take u rob am like this...omo boy dey go skooll jare...me sef wan go 17.59..catch ya all l8r
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- degreatest2 at 20-03-2009 06:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: stripod102 on 20-03-2009 06:34 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 20-03-2009 06:30 PM
@ ironlady! u wan tell us say "dis is a nice one" u don take all the space finish oh! we go soon start to dey collect money for space for here. so pple like u go donate generously! abi na! Owo wa, owo Lo nsoro!

baba dgrate...see ur life for gutter..wey ur omo inu e dey take u rob am like this...omo boy dey go skooll jare...me sef wan go 17.59..catch ya all l8r
u see urself? u no need 17:59u need correct agbo, wey dem take "ewe ajaabale" make, leaf wey dem cut wey no touch ground! u don overkolo!
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- Gwhy at 20-03-2009 07:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Dgreat why u dey answer ds foolz na?

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- LovingMike at 20-03-2009 08:36 PM (15 years ago)
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I learned an important lesson in your post. We should weigh the cost effectiveness of every actions we take. We should avoid wastage as much as possible. This affects individuals and the society. If this could be implemented, our country will forge ahead. LOVINGMIKE
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- Gwhy at 20-03-2009 08:48 PM (15 years ago)
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- stripod102 at 20-03-2009 11:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: LovingMike on 20-03-2009 08:36 PM
I learned an important lesson in your post. We should weigh the cost effectiveness of every actions we take. We should avoid wastage as much as possible. This affects individuals and the society. If this could be implemented, our country will forge ahead. LOVINGMIKE

very good .....Love
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