RICH WIDOW

Date: 12-03-2009 8:20 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 12-03-2009 08:20 PM (16 years ago)
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RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

1. WON'T BEAT ME UP

2. WON'T RUN AWAY

3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."

The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"


Posted: at 12-03-2009 08:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 12-03-2009 08:36 PM (16 years ago)
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without hand,how he take ringbell?Huh?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 08:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 12-03-2009 08:59 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 12-03-2009 08:36 PM
without hand,how he take ringbell?Huh?

 Huh?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 08:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 07:18 AM (16 years ago)
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chie...
Posted: at 13-03-2009 07:18 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 13-03-2009 09:38 AM (16 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 13-03-2009 09:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 09:39 AM (16 years ago)
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suo...
Posted: at 13-03-2009 09:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 13-03-2009 09:44 AM (16 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 13-03-2009 09:44 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 09:48 AM (16 years ago)
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Silly u don turn deaf n dumb?
Answer na.
Posted: at 13-03-2009 09:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 10:10 AM (16 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:10 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 10:19 AM (16 years ago)
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Mak una wait o, no b d same joke ds 1 b with SEARCH FOR A HUSBAND by Habzee bt wit different names.
Wetin ds forum dey turn into sef?
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damover at 13-03-2009 10:25 AM (16 years ago)
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its turning to real forum of the century
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:25 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 13-03-2009 10:29 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 13-03-2009 09:48 AM
Silly u don turn deaf n dumb?
Answer na.

Leader of the Deaf and Dumb Society of Busybodies (DDSB) thatz what G? is... Angry
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 13-03-2009 10:29 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 13-03-2009 10:19 AM
Mak una wait o, no b d same joke ds 1 b with SEARCH FOR A HUSBAND by Habzee bt wit different names.
Wetin ds forum dey turn into sef?

Dumb question...
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 10:33 AM (16 years ago)
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Hmmm
i undastnd.
No more COMMENT.
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 13-03-2009 10:36 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 13-03-2009 10:33 AM
Hmmm
i undastnd.
No more COMMENT.

It really isn't needed at first... dunno y you bother your thick head... Undecided
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:36 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 10:38 AM (16 years ago)
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thin head?
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 13-03-2009 10:40 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 13-03-2009 10:38 AM
thin head?

Whaaat? Huh?
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 10:40 AM (16 years ago)
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FAT NECK
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 13-03-2009 10:42 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 13-03-2009 10:40 AM
FAT NECK

O! so your thick head also has a fat neck to go with it...? hehehehe! Grin
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:42 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 10:54 AM (16 years ago)
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chie...gwhy? na u b dis.....
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:54 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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