parrot

Date: 13-03-2009 1:55 pm (12 years ago) | Author: bob peter
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- at 13-03-2009 01:55 PM (12 years ago)
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 A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only N150."
"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".

So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. .... , a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman trying not to laugh.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un .........-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes” says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes, " complain the
girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new
pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband, Ifeanyi, comes home and the Parrot squawks...
"In in........-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Ifeanyi?"
Silence!!!!

 


Posted: at 13-03-2009 01:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 01:58 PM (12 years ago)
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God don catch d man na.

Posted: at 13-03-2009 01:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 02:00 PM (12 years ago)
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NA REGULAR CUSTOMER NA
Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 02:01 PM (12 years ago)
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I dey suspect smtin o.

Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 13-03-2009 02:09 PM (12 years ago)
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oh man, i still dey laugh.wetin be dis.U're da man jo.Atleast we enjoy something good after a long while.

Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 02:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Na true,
na omatshèpè b d man na,
im b shareholder 4 d place sef.

Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 02:26 PM (12 years ago)
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2nd world war
Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 03:12 PM (12 years ago)
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na small small ...rat take dey chop person leg 4 warri...but e go dey sweet d person like say na fan dey blow am....
Posted: at 13-03-2009 03:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 03:24 PM (12 years ago)
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meaning
Posted: at 13-03-2009 03:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 03:25 PM (12 years ago)
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I WILL TEL U IF U ASK ME TEN TIMES NOW...
Posted: at 13-03-2009 03:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 03:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 13-03-2009 03:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 03:46 PM (12 years ago)
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u serious o...shuo...
Posted: at 13-03-2009 03:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 03:48 PM (12 years ago)
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it means say u can not judge person by d way d look....only God see d heart of every man
Posted: at 13-03-2009 03:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 05:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Kolo united.

Posted: at 13-03-2009 05:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 05:32 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin do u?gwhy
Posted: at 13-03-2009 05:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 05:42 PM (12 years ago)
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yeye kolo
Posted: at 13-03-2009 05:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 13-03-2009 06:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 13-03-2009 05:31 PM
Kolo united.
Who and who dey among?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 13-03-2009 06:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 06:14 PM (12 years ago)
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TELL US?
Posted: at 13-03-2009 06:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 13-03-2009 09:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 13-03-2009 06:14 PM
TELL US?
As i don dey work for TELL magazine abi? O ma Njabo! wa de jasi Konga someday! Kolo boy no1, where is Rezi abeg?
Posted: at 13-03-2009 09:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 14-03-2009 06:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Rezi don go Exile na,
as im b fake pharmacist.

Posted: at 14-03-2009 06:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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