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Date: 20-06-2012 10:41 am (11 years ago) | Author: Fertymor Fatty
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- Fertymor at 11-08-2012 11:33 AM (11 years ago)
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Lolz...
Posted: at 11-08-2012 11:33 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- athena at 11-08-2012 01:34 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 11-08-2012 01:34 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- obilo93 at 13-08-2012 02:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Fertymor on 20-06-2012 10:41 AM
Dis morning Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drove into a petrol station
in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:

Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank (in Benin language)

Attendant: I only speak english, sir

Patrick: Ok brother, good morning.
I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile.
Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient
quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle
of the said means of perambulation to the brim...

Attendant: Bros na play I dey play ooo, ah u don vex.
how much fuel u wan buy...

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin NAIJAPALS Says, WELL-DONE! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin NAIJAPALS Says, WELL-DONE! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-08-2012 02:54 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Fertymor at 15-08-2012 08:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Lolz...
Posted: at 15-08-2012 08:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Winnyfred at 16-08-2012 05:42 PM (11 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 16-08-2012 05:42 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Winnyfred at 16-08-2012 05:43 PM (11 years ago)
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quite funny
Posted: at 16-08-2012 05:43 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- arufai081 at 17-08-2012 10:50 AM (11 years ago)
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your joke sounds great, that's impressive. keep it up
Posted: at 17-08-2012 10:50 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Fertymor at 17-08-2012 12:55 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: obilo93 on 13-08-2012 02:54 PM

Oh my GOD, I'm so HAPPY for having the best JOKE of the month (JUNE), Thank you, thank you, thank you... I will never 4get you (My Pals) all... Thanks once again... Lolz
Posted: at 17-08-2012 12:55 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- s3xychi at 17-08-2012 08:53 PM (11 years ago)
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lol i thot he speaks english
Posted: at 17-08-2012 08:53 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Fertymor at 17-08-2012 08:59 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Come, which one be ur own sef... Lolz
Posted: at 17-08-2012 08:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macsika at 18-08-2012 07:15 AM (11 years ago)
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fabulous!!!

Posted: at 18-08-2012 07:15 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- macsika at 18-08-2012 08:32 AM (11 years ago)
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Fabulous!!!

Posted: at 18-08-2012 08:32 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Fertymor at 18-08-2012 10:18 AM (11 years ago)
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh, I de pity some people oh,
se una remember wetin he call his name now...Ukavwe "JONATHAN"
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-08-2012 10:18 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 18-08-2012 06:33 PM (11 years ago)
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I wonder o Grin

Posted: at 18-08-2012 06:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 19-08-2012 07:26 AM (11 years ago)
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Abeg make august pass jor make dy give me anoda best joke of d month award .Lol

I no want software award oooo but na hardware.lol

No comment yet cos I knw say it will not be me... I knw d drill

Posted: at 19-08-2012 07:26 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- damaki at 19-08-2012 11:49 PM (11 years ago)
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English is the i fear the most.
Posted: at 19-08-2012 11:49 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- damaki at 19-08-2012 11:51 PM (11 years ago)
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English is the language i fear the most. Grin
Posted: at 19-08-2012 11:51 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ela214 at 20-08-2012 02:56 PM (11 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 20-08-2012 02:56 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 20-08-2012 07:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 19-08-2012 07:26 AM
Abeg make august pass jor make dy give me anoda best joke of d month award .Lol

I no want software award oooo but na hardware.lol

No comment yet cos I knw say it will not be me... I knw d drill
for your mind naaa

Posted: at 20-08-2012 07:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 20-08-2012 07:51 PM (11 years ago)
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watin you see ?

Posted: at 20-08-2012 07:51 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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