woman's womb, and they were
discussing what
they would like to be when they
were out in the world and grown
up.
The first one said "I wanna be a
plumber." The others laughed at
this,
and asked why he wanted be be a
plumber. He replied, "So I can fix
the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky."
The second one said "I wanna be
an electrician." The others
thought this was kind of silly too
and asked why.
The second baby answered, "so I
can get some lights in here, its
dark!"
The third one said, "I wanna be a
boxer." The others thought this
was hilarious, and laughed for a
full five minutes,
before asking, "Why in God's
name do you want to be a
boxer?"
He replied, "So," he said proudly, "I
can beat the hell out of that bald
guy who keeps coming in here
and spitting on us.
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