Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my Bosom s.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
14_Inches_Long..
Posted: at 10-04-2009 11:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
sillbaby27 at 10-04-2009 11:34 AM (16 years ago) (f)
huh!
Posted: at 10-04-2009 11:34 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
14_Inches_Long at 16-04-2009 11:31 AM (16 years ago) (m)
There was a man who was at it with his girl friend on April 1st. As the momentum rose and things were tensed up, all of a suddent, he farted and instead of showing remorse he smartly said APRIL FOOL, but that was the end of the relationship.
People should know where and when to use April fool.
14_Inches
Posted: at 16-04-2009 11:31 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
14_Inches_Long at 16-04-2009 12:26 PM (16 years ago) (m)
If I am in the position of the old poor lady, I would the guy and kill myself too, what an insult upon injury to serve as lesson to others that would want to try that to anoda person !!!!!
14_Inches
Posted: at 16-04-2009 12:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac