Court trial . . (Joke turned soar !!!)

COURT TRIAL . . .

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes
creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my Bosom s.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me
now!"

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.


14_Inches_Long..

Posted: at 10-04-2009 11:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Nice one clown.

Posted: at 10-04-2009 01:20 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Na clown true true

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Posted: at 10-04-2009 02:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahaaha
funny

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Posted: at 11-04-2009 06:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hahahehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted: at 12-04-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

gush

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Posted: at 12-04-2009 10:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

wow.... 
nice

Posted: at 14-04-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

There was a man who was at it with his girl friend on April 1st. As the momentum rose and things were tensed up, all of a suddent, he farted and instead of showing remorse he smartly said APRIL FOOL, but that was the end of the relationship.

People should know where and when to use April fool.

14_Inches

Posted: at 16-04-2009 11:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Am sure you all agree with me that this guy got what he deserved.

How can you do that to an old woman who has not been milked for a long time !!!!!!

Too too bad.  The judge supposed to sentenced his dead body to life imprisionment as well !!!!!


14_Inches.

Posted: at 16-04-2009 11:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

14 inch, no kill person 4 here wit laf o,

true true d judge suppose sent d cadava to life imprisonement wit hard labour

lolllllzzzzzz

Posted: at 16-04-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac