Respectfully Cheating

Date: 15-04-2009 5:12 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 15-04-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?"

"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?" 


14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 15-04-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- cassidyn at 15-04-2009 05:48 PM (15 years ago)
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lolz wat a hoe
Posted: at 15-04-2009 05:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- NKEMJOU at 23-05-2009 02:37 PM (14 years ago)
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omg...
Posted: at 23-05-2009 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- favourtee at 25-05-2009 07:16 PM (14 years ago)
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ahh°no°
Posted: at 25-05-2009 07:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 26-05-2009 02:01 PM (14 years ago)
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ah,dat one no go work oh.She must go for loving me dat way
Posted: at 26-05-2009 02:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 26-05-2009 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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ae u toking to me?
Posted: at 26-05-2009 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 26-05-2009 04:09 PM (14 years ago)
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u no get brain and eyes?
Posted: at 26-05-2009 04:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 26-05-2009 04:10 PM (14 years ago)
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i get  what about you?
Posted: at 26-05-2009 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 26-05-2009 04:13 PM (14 years ago)
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i'm not sure urs are functioning well
Posted: at 26-05-2009 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 26-05-2009 09:11 PM (14 years ago)
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na u know
Posted: at 26-05-2009 09:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 29-05-2009 01:04 AM (14 years ago)
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wat?nahh
Posted: at 29-05-2009 01:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 29-05-2009 01:08 PM (14 years ago)
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is emmy making noise
Posted: at 29-05-2009 01:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 29-05-2009 02:46 PM (14 years ago)
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cheating respectfully
Posted: at 29-05-2009 02:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-05-2009 04:01 PM (14 years ago)
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see husband and wife o
Posted: at 29-05-2009 04:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lajut at 29-05-2009 05:36 PM (14 years ago)
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omg..lolzzzzzzzzz
Posted: at 29-05-2009 05:36 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- favourtee at 30-05-2009 10:26 AM (14 years ago)
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husband and ife doing what they can do best abi\
Posted: at 30-05-2009 10:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 30-05-2009 01:44 PM (14 years ago)
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17 vote short...na wah
Posted: at 30-05-2009 01:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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