Ten funny tips to surviving in lagos without okada

Date: 29-10-2012 7:40 am (11 years ago) | Author: rashy jones
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- at 29-10-2012 07:40 AM (11 years ago)
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TEN FUNNY TIPS TO SURVIVING IN LAGOS WITHOUT OKADA
10. Buy shoe protectors, replace as the need arises.
9. In relation to number 10, carry an extra pair of foot wear (preferably slippers) in your bag (men inclusive). That bag should also carry the following: a small umbrella, water bottle and small chops to go.
8. Wear casual clothes to work, change into your official clothes at work, then change back to the casual clothes for the journey back home. You don’t want to look too official while trekking.
7. For the ladies, this is the time to smile from ear to earwith that ugly male colleague who drives a car and lives near your residence.
6. For the guys, buy a car before your girlfriend’s colleague starts to take her home.
5. Save the money for your gym membership, you are getting enough exercise already.
4. Start trekking groups in your office, class, church, mosque etc. After all it is said that a trek trekked with companion is no trek at all.
3. Learn how to entertain yourself in your own space. Stock up on game consoles, books, magazines, movies etc. Pay that DSTV subscription too.
2. As the crime rate increases due to the okada ban, buya gun.
1. If none of the above works, pack go your village andfulfil Fashola’s innate dream for Lagos state.

Posted: at 29-10-2012 07:40 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- winace at 29-10-2012 08:15 AM (11 years ago)
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Funny.
Posted: at 29-10-2012 08:15 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 29-10-2012 08:47 AM (11 years ago)
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for lagosians .. but e go affect me too wenever i enter
Posted: at 29-10-2012 08:47 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Amaight at 29-10-2012 09:36 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 29-10-2012 08:47 AM
for lagosians .. but e go affect me too wenever i enter

How e go take affect u?
Posted: at 29-10-2012 09:36 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- micc at 29-10-2012 01:10 PM (11 years ago)
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Sorry @poster but Fashola have lifted the ban on OKADA
Posted: at 29-10-2012 01:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- factfinding at 29-10-2012 03:39 PM (11 years ago)
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i can't stop laughing..Nigerian full of diff wahala  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-10-2012 03:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- aso4life1 at 29-10-2012 03:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: micc on 29-10-2012 01:10 PM
Sorry @poster but Fashola have lifted the ban on OKADA
He be like say u no be Naija person? Ban can be lifted on Newspapers and at the same be in effect.
Posted: at 29-10-2012 03:49 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 29-10-2012 03:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Hehhehehe....suffer dey oo
Posted: at 29-10-2012 03:56 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chicco77 at 29-10-2012 03:57 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-10-2012 03:57 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- proly at 29-10-2012 03:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Hehehhehehehhehe
Posted: at 29-10-2012 03:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jane4real at 29-10-2012 04:36 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-10-2012 04:36 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Biafranwar at 29-10-2012 05:10 PM (11 years ago)
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LAGOS NA WA
Posted: at 29-10-2012 05:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dlimelite at 29-10-2012 05:23 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-10-2012 05:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- stunting101 at 29-10-2012 05:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 29-10-2012 03:56 PM
Hehhehehe....suffer dey oo
lol!
Posted: at 29-10-2012 05:25 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Noble12 at 29-10-2012 05:28 PM (11 years ago)
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I c
Posted: at 29-10-2012 05:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jamesbondchick at 29-10-2012 05:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Funny indeed
Posted: at 29-10-2012 05:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasy783 at 29-10-2012 06:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Nice one,very good idea  Smiley
Posted: at 29-10-2012 06:32 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- interpo777 at 29-10-2012 06:44 PM (11 years ago)
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hahahahhhaha....u wan cut my ribs with laugh.but how can he ban okada na?
Posted: at 29-10-2012 06:44 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Senegal at 29-10-2012 07:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Na wa o
Posted: at 29-10-2012 07:00 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- buoyantic at 29-10-2012 07:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Akwa ibom ayaya Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin wetin concern me with fustrated ibo governors zoom alL The way to my promise land
Posted: at 29-10-2012 07:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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