Vaseline

Date: 21-04-2009 1:24 pm (16 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 21-04-2009 01:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Vaseline

A little boy whose parents are so hard on him and won't let him play with his mates one day repaid with them in their own coin...

Please read on...

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his
grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in
bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and
went out to play.

Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's
Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again
the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went
out to play.

Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked
his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied
"they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh
and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you
they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on
here?"

The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my
bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."


14_Inches_Long..

Posted: at 21-04-2009 01:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- iphie at 21-04-2009 02:22 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 21-04-2009 02:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ladybless at 21-04-2009 02:25 PM (16 years ago)
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thats a gud one!! lool Cheesy
Posted: at 21-04-2009 02:25 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- 14_Inches_Long at 21-04-2009 04:50 PM (16 years ago)
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Iphie,

You know my arsenal of jokes can never dry, you don dey jisoro danu danu. Anyways thanks for the comment.


I still remain the don.

14_inches_long
Posted: at 21-04-2009 04:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 21-04-2009 04:54 PM (16 years ago)
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lol that boie na bad pickin ohh,how im take knw say him parents dey use vaseline for penetration.
Posted: at 21-04-2009 04:54 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 21-04-2009 05:37 PM (16 years ago)
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Wetin dem they PENETRATE na?
Posted: at 21-04-2009 05:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 21-04-2009 05:52 PM (16 years ago)
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wetin con happen the thing gum am ne laughhhhhhhh. ok you go tell govt na.
Posted: at 21-04-2009 05:52 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- dprince at 21-04-2009 11:21 PM (16 years ago)
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like father like son ........................
Posted: at 21-04-2009 11:21 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-04-2009 02:25 AM (16 years ago)
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POSTED B4 ...........................................................
Posted: at 22-04-2009 02:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 22-04-2009 02:31 AM (16 years ago)
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serious
Posted: at 22-04-2009 02:31 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-04-2009 02:32 AM (16 years ago)
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U THINK SAY I THEY JOKE..
Posted: at 22-04-2009 02:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ibobobelvis at 22-04-2009 02:51 PM (16 years ago)
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come o,u mean the man donglue himself to him wife,haahaaaa  bad pikin
Posted: at 22-04-2009 02:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 22-04-2009 03:05 PM (16 years ago)
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@emma jesu, u sure say na copyright, chineke
Posted: at 22-04-2009 03:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 22-04-2009 04:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Pirated!!
Posted: at 22-04-2009 04:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 22-04-2009 04:57 PM (16 years ago)
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bad pikin!!
Posted: at 22-04-2009 04:57 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chinwenduu at 25-04-2009 11:26 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 25-04-2009 11:26 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 26-04-2009 08:46 AM (16 years ago)
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D joke tight
Posted: at 26-04-2009 08:46 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 27-04-2009 03:06 PM (16 years ago)
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Dinho,
You be Judas on this forum, I no how to deal with Judas, that you teeth like caterpillar own, you never post 1/4 of a joke, na to pass comment and na you go know the one pirated and the one photocopied,

Abi you smoke gas+burukutu,  Angry Angry Angry, I go send area boys make them deal with you.


14_Inches_Long
Posted: at 27-04-2009 03:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-04-2009 04:38 PM (16 years ago)
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u na area boy already
Posted: at 27-04-2009 04:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 27-04-2009 04:40 PM (16 years ago)
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him b area father
Posted: at 27-04-2009 04:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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