macsika at 19-12-2012 07:54 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Conversation between a nurse and a patIent "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse, "I'm a professional. In over 20 years, I've never laughed at a patient." "Ok then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was the same size as a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she laughed at the mans penis, she composed herself as well as she could. "I'm so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's phyuking swollen" ~the nurse fainted from laughing
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I'm not worried about being a star...cos I'm always drinking it.
Posted: at 19-12-2012 07:54 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
zeigbo at 19-12-2012 08:20 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Me I don faint as I see say Na pb..
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:20 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply omomarty at 19-12-2012 08:33 PM (12 years ago) (f)
me i nor laff for dis yoke
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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am a professional i dnt laf
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply omomarty at 19-12-2012 08:41 PM (12 years ago) (f)
professional for where?
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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for jokes
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply omomarty at 19-12-2012 08:47 PM (12 years ago) (f)
abeg make i pass jare
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply chummyli at 19-12-2012 08:52 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Nawaaa
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 19-12-2012 08:54 PM (12 years ago) (m)
For all of una
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:54 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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chimuli go be d nurse
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply NEWRUMOUR at 20-12-2012 01:40 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Boo 4 all of una
If U wanT 2 hoOk uP Wit Me lateR aFteR NaijAPal , conTact mE oN ma BB Pin 21AE1354
Posted: at 20-12-2012 01:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jessymic at 20-12-2012 02:17 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 20-12-2012 02:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply NEWRUMOUR at 20-12-2012 06:42 PM (12 years ago) (m)
na ur hubby u dey frow ya yeye face 4 ?
If U wanT 2 hoOk uP Wit Me lateR aFteR NaijAPal , conTact mE oN ma BB Pin 21AE1354
Posted: at 20-12-2012 06:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Oldschool joke pbmillion
I am thinking about how to stop thinking.
Posted: at 20-12-2012 06:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply omomarty at 20-12-2012 08:33 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Reply zeigbo at 20-12-2012 08:43 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Oooops
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 20-12-2012 08:43 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply chummyli at 23-12-2012 03:34 PM (12 years ago) (f)
chimuli go be d nurse
and u ma patient wit d battry hmmm
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 23-12-2012 03:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply jabanz at 23-12-2012 06:31 PM (12 years ago) (m)
i tried
got a hundred milion scenes in my mind all day
Posted: at 23-12-2012 06:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jabanz at 23-12-2012 06:32 PM (12 years ago) (m)
to laf
got a hundred milion scenes in my mind all day
Posted: at 23-12-2012 06:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jabanz at 23-12-2012 06:32 PM (12 years ago) (m)
buh all effort wasted
got a hundred milion scenes in my mind all day
Posted: at 23-12-2012 06:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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