AKPORS... who killed ABEL!!

Before an apptitude oral test, Mr Amos the
C.R.k teacher has informed the whole class
that they shd go and read their bible for the
test.
Dat  day as Mr Amos comes in all the
pupils stand to greet him except akpors who was nt in school wen d announcement was made
and he was trying to copy his note so as to meet
up with wat he has missed.
The following conversation goes
during the
test.

Mr Amos: Adamu!! I kno dat u'v fully prepard 4 my test.
Oh! Hav ur seats! Hav ur seats!!.
Now let's
begin. Plz kno whisperin and if u hear ur
name just stand up,ok?!

Class: yes, uncle!.

Mr Amos: Paul stand up!
What is the first book of
the new testament? Paul: Matthew.
Mr Amos: correct! Clap for him.

Mr Amos: ok umaru,
the first man on the earth is?
Umaru: d ansa is
Anobi Adam(asale tu wasalam).
Mr Amos: Which version of the bible
did u see
that?
Umaru: i used my koran wen no 1 is ready to
lend me their bible.
Mr Amos: Good. I luv dat.
As he was sayin diz, he saw akpors doin sumtin
else so he cald him to answer his question

Mr Amos: Who Killed Abel?

Mr Amos: akpors oya
stand Up! U'r doin sumtin else wen
d test is goin on abi?! Ok then!
Who killed Abel?
Akpors: uncle, i do not come to sch since last
week, which one be who killed abel?

Mr Amos: wil u keep quiet? I say wu killed Abel?

Akpors: (crying) uncle abeg i will talk truth.
Abel
 lives at our street bt sinc dat day  i told
him i will kill him
if i stil see him 4
sch d nxt day, since
then ℓ̊'ve not seen him.
No be me kil Abel.
I kno say na Paul go tel u
say na me. E dey dat day wey we fight.

Mr Amos: oh God! Simpl question, wu kild
Abel?

Akpors: (stil cryin) no be me kill abel ooo.
Abel don die?
Ewooo

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