Holy offence (Page 3)

Date: 24-04-2009 12:30 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Okafor Chiedozie
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- Beauti4 at 28-04-2009 03:09 AM (15 years ago)
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wats goin on...? u sounds bored
Posted: at 28-04-2009 03:09 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ceejay58 at 28-04-2009 03:11 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.

u re already DAMN
Posted: at 28-04-2009 03:11 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- chrissiebee at 28-04-2009 03:25 AM (15 years ago)
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@ Beauti4, how na?


@ cj, wad up?
Posted: at 28-04-2009 03:25 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- myragonza at 28-04-2009 07:49 AM (15 years ago)
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anyway...HOLY OFFENCE sounds like a nollywood movie title.... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-04-2009 07:49 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lonelysnow at 28-04-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.
u are a disgrace to men
Posted: at 28-04-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shanique at 28-04-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago)
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dropped in
Posted: at 28-04-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kennee at 28-04-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.

Old Joke
Posted: at 28-04-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mazi at 28-04-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on 27-04-2009 06:38 AM
Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.


WTF
just escaped 4rm mad house....don't approach him....really craze....
Posted: at 28-04-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- waco at 28-04-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago)
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U NO SEE HIM BE. WITH UR DRY JOKE WEY BE LIKE UR HEAD. SEE UR TIE WEY U WEAR WITH YELLOW TROUSER, U DEY TAKE CHURCH JOKE... ANUMPAMA
Posted: at 28-04-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Pires07 at 28-04-2009 09:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.
Bross, dont try this NEXT TIME. Angry
Posted: at 28-04-2009 09:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 28-04-2009 09:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: lovemar on 24-04-2009 01:34 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on 24-04-2009 01:15 PM
Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.

thats a joke that has been posted on the forum 200 yrs ago

U mean whn we never born, but then i no sure say we get internet by then


we had AC-net by den  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-04-2009 09:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chrissiebee at 28-04-2009 10:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Pires07 on 28-04-2009 09:08 PM
Quote from: Doxy on 24-04-2009 12:30 PM
I was in the church last sunday wen i started smelling cigarette smokes. Wow! I looked back and saw a beautiful lady puffing the smokes. I was terrified so much that the bottle of bear I was sipping nearly fall from my hand. Please forgive me.
Bross, dont try this NEXT TIME. Angry

Fix ur face!  Angry Angry Angry











 Kiss
Posted: at 28-04-2009 10:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- shanique at 29-04-2009 01:29 AM (15 years ago)
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passed by and made a holy offence
Posted: at 29-04-2009 01:29 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- chrissiebee at 29-04-2009 02:09 AM (15 years ago)
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sh.it
Posted: at 29-04-2009 02:09 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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