A Chat With An Alcoholic

Date: 21-05-2013 10:17 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Direct
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- at 21-05-2013 10:17 PM (11 years ago)
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Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three 6 packs

Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn’t drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where’s your F°° king  DAMN Ferrari then?

Posted: at 21-05-2013 10:17 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- ILOVEIT at 21-05-2013 11:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin f*cking hilarious..
Posted: at 21-05-2013 11:30 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ebiteck at 21-05-2013 11:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Funny post  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-05-2013 11:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jaylen at 21-05-2013 11:50 PM (11 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 21-05-2013 11:50 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- beneno at 22-05-2013 12:22 AM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-05-2013 12:22 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- arsenal123 at 22-05-2013 12:37 AM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-05-2013 12:37 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgrawl231 at 22-05-2013 12:45 AM (11 years ago)
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FUNNY!!!
Posted: at 22-05-2013 12:45 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- paul1984 at 22-05-2013 01:10 AM (11 years ago)
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Old sh*t
Posted: at 22-05-2013 01:10 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- pchinedu20 at 22-05-2013 02:04 AM (11 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 22-05-2013 02:04 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Seyema at 22-05-2013 04:59 AM (11 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 22-05-2013 04:59 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sonjohn994 at 22-05-2013 05:46 AM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-05-2013 05:46 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- proly at 22-05-2013 06:04 AM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-05-2013 06:04 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- malvin2525 at 22-05-2013 06:14 AM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 22-05-2013 06:14 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- paulohking at 22-05-2013 07:00 AM (11 years ago)
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Gud reply:D Cheesy
Posted: at 22-05-2013 07:00 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- etibaba at 22-05-2013 07:10 AM (11 years ago)
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Yeah
Posted: at 22-05-2013 07:10 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- denmal at 22-05-2013 08:06 AM (11 years ago)
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na so
Posted: at 22-05-2013 08:06 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dewalkbjo at 22-05-2013 08:10 AM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-05-2013 08:10 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- mary11 at 22-05-2013 08:20 AM (11 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 22-05-2013 08:20 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ezchusa at 22-05-2013 08:22 AM (11 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 22-05-2013 08:22 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicco77 at 22-05-2013 08:31 AM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-05-2013 08:31 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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