Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders

Date: 06-06-2013 11:24 am (8 years ago) | Author: samuel
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(1) "we want to thank the president for bringing
facebook to Nigeria" ...Information Minister Labaran
Maku.
(2) "you press men, you always say there are no
minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda
and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo.
(3) "Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and
invest in Nigeria"...GEJ
(4) " I will water your school and fire your
school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu
(5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is
everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ
(6) "I will rather kill myself than commit
sucide"..Dame Jonathan
(7) "I founded this school for the masses and the
school fees is
850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar
Cool Until I see someone eating out of the gutters
before I believe
there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru Dikko.
(9) "Telephone is not meant for the poor"..David Mark
(10) "The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria
cannot be compared to that in the United States" -
Yakubu Gowon
(11) "school is not meant for the poor, only for the
rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim
(12) "At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur
and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not
doing too badly"..Diezeani Madueke.
(13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and
fair election in Nigeria"...Obasanjo
(14)..."The corp members where destined to die,
nobody can run away from destiny"..Mallam isa
Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.
(15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my
family".. Dame Jonathan.
(16).."We, the PDP did not win this election, I have
gone to church to confess, I gave them money and
they called the    result"...Chris Uba
(17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for
responding to treatment"...Dame Jonathan
(18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to
televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.


Posted: at 6-06-2013 11:24 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
- merion at 6-06-2013 11:46 AM (8 years ago)
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haha dis made ma day  Grin
Posted: at 6-06-2013 11:46 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osamabinladin at 6-06-2013 12:23 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-06-2013 12:23 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- morgrawl231 at 6-06-2013 12:25 PM (8 years ago)
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FUNNY,,,,,  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-06-2013 12:25 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Bonitabay at 6-06-2013 12:37 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin I like no 6
Posted: at 6-06-2013 12:37 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- EmekaBlue at 6-06-2013 12:45 PM (8 years ago)
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(3) "Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and
invest in Nigeria"...GEJ...................."Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is
everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ!!!!! Doesnt sound like a blunder but defensive encouragement
Posted: at 6-06-2013 12:45 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- crystals3388 at 6-06-2013 12:46 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-06-2013 12:46 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- kebella at 6-06-2013 12:54 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 6-06-2013 12:54 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- isbigo at 6-06-2013 01:00 PM (8 years ago)
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POSTER,U MUST BE A BASTARD BY SAYING THAT ORJI UZOR KALU MADE THE ABOVE COMMENT,IF U MUST KNOW,THE COMMENTS WARE MADE BY ALHAJI GARUBA BAKO,AN HAUSA COW HIGHEST SELLER IN UMUAHIA,AT GARIKI CATTLE MARKET,UMUAHIA ,IN 1992 WHEN  HE WANTED TO CONTEST FOR UMUAHIA LGA CHAIRMANSHIP.SO STOP SAYING WHAT U ARE NOT SURE OF.THESE ARE SOME OF HIS POLITICAL MANIFESTOES.YOWAA,TOOHH MADILA,IF UNA VOTE FOR ME,I GO WATER UNA,KROTA UNA,FIRE UNA,PUMP UNA AND NAMA UNA AND COW UNA
Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:00 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- isbigo at 6-06-2013 01:05 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: isbigo on  6-06-2013 01:00 PM
POSTER,U MUST BE A BASTARD BY SAYING THAT ORJI UZOR KALU MADE THE ABOVE COMMENT,IF U MUST KNOW,THE COMMENTS WARE MADE BY ALHAJI GARUBA BAKO,AN HAUSA COW HIGHEST SELLER IN UMUAHIA,AT GARIKI CATTLE MARKET,UMUAHIA ,IN 1992 WHEN  HE WANTED TO CONTEST FOR UMUAHIA LGA CHAIRMANSHIP.SO STOP SAYING WHAT U ARE NOT SURE OF.THESE ARE SOME OF HIS POLITICAL MANIFESTOES.YOWAA,TOOHH MADILA,IF UNA VOTE FOR ME,I GO WATER UNA,KROTA UNA,FIRE UNA,PUMP UNA,NAMA UNA AND COW UNA
POSTER,U MUST BE A BASTARD BY SAYING THAT ORJI UZOR KALU MADE THE ABOVE COMMENTS,IF U MUST KNOW,THE COMMENTS WERE MADE BY ALHAJI GARUBA BAKO,AN HAUSA COW HIGHEST SELLER IN UMUAHIA,AT GARIKI CATTLE MARKET,UMUAHIA ,IN 1992 WHEN  HE WANTED TO CONTEST FOR UMUAHIA LGA CHAIRMANSHIP.SO STOP SAYING WHAT U ARE NOT SURE OF.THESE ARE SOME OF HIS POLITICAL MANIFESTOES.YOWAA,TOOHH MADILA,IF UNA VOTE FOR ME,I GO WATER UNA,KROTA UNA,FIRE UNA,PUMP UNA,NAMA UNA AND COW UNA

Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:05 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NICEMIKY at 6-06-2013 01:17 PM (8 years ago)
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Nice
Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:17 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- sophiebaby at 6-06-2013 01:22 PM (8 years ago)
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na My Abled Dame own dey funny pass  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:22 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 6-06-2013 01:25 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: isbigo on  6-06-2013 01:00 PM
POSTER,U MUST BE A BASTARD BY SAYING THAT ORJI UZOR KALU MADE THE ABOVE COMMENT,IF U MUST KNOW,THE COMMENTS WARE MADE BY ALHAJI GARUBA BAKO,AN HAUSA COW HIGHEST SELLER IN UMUAHIA,AT GARIKI CATTLE MARKET,UMUAHIA ,IN 1992 WHEN  HE WANTED TO CONTEST FOR UMUAHIA LGA CHAIRMANSHIP.SO STOP SAYING WHAT U ARE NOT SURE OF.THESE ARE SOME OF HIS POLITICAL MANIFESTOES.YOWAA,TOOHH MADILA,IF UNA VOTE FOR ME,I GO WATER UNA,KROTA UNA,FIRE UNA,PUMP UNA AND NAMA UNA AND COW UNA

Bro easy.. its for fun nothing more.... Grin Grin Grin Grin

On behalf of 20 million naira.. I donate my Family...  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Dame will not kill me  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:25 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- winace at 6-06-2013 01:30 PM (8 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah naughty u poster.
Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:30 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- winace at 6-06-2013 01:32 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  6-06-2013 01:25 PM
Bro easy.. its for fun nothing more.... Grin Grin Grin Grin

On behalf of 20 million naira.. I donate my Family...  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Dame will not kill me  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Don't tell him to take it easy. He is always like dat. Rubbish
Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:32 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dada77 at 6-06-2013 01:35 PM (8 years ago)
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NA WAOOO LAST LADY DAME JONATHAN
 ND ILLITRACY
Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:35 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- mary11 at 6-06-2013 01:37 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: isbigo on  6-06-2013 01:05 PM
POSTER,U MUST BE A BASTARD BY SAYING THAT ORJI UZOR KALU MADE THE ABOVE COMMENTS,IF U MUST KNOW,THE COMMENTS WERE MADE BY ALHAJI GARUBA BAKO,AN HAUSA COW HIGHEST SELLER IN UMUAHIA,AT GARIKI CATTLE MARKET,UMUAHIA ,IN 1992 WHEN  HE WANTED TO CONTEST FOR UMUAHIA LGA CHAIRMANSHIP.SO STOP SAYING WHAT U ARE NOT SURE OF.THESE ARE SOME OF HIS POLITICAL MANIFESTOES.YOWAA,TOOHH MADILA,IF UNA VOTE FOR ME,I GO WATER UNA,KROTA UNA,FIRE UNA,PUMP UNA,NAMA UNA AND COW UNA


Mr 'commenter' u re jst an idiot dat deserve 2 be ignore

4 dat I rest my case

Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:37 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Lekan22 at 6-06-2013 01:38 PM (8 years ago)
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Seriously!!!
Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:38 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- etibaba at 6-06-2013 01:41 PM (8 years ago)
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Lwkmd

Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:41 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 6-06-2013 01:43 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on  6-06-2013 01:32 PM
Don't tell him to take it easy. He is always like dat. Rubbish

i c... make i chill sha bfor en go left the poster attack me  Grin Grin Grin Grin .. thankGod our able cofnor(Governor) nor dey among...abi en dey? i min Gen Akpabio  Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 6-06-2013 01:43 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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