Rat Wahala

Date: 07-08-2013 4:34 am (10 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 7-08-2013 04:34 AM (10 years ago)
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 Conversation between a hungry Rat and House Owner
Rat:.... (with tiny voice) hello.
Man:.... hello, who am i speaking wit?
Rat:.... na Mr Steve be dis abi?
Man:.... yes u are speaking wit Mr Steve..., who is dis pls?
Rat:.... so u no recognize my voice abi?....Na me ur room mate.
Man:.... u say what?.
Rat:.... ur room mate Rat..., I dey ur room now..
Man:.... i beg ur pardon?
Rat:.... which yeye beg u dey beg... i never chop since yesterday wey u waka comot... I check that place
wey u dey put food.., i no si anything... I check d kitchen nothing. I even check ur fridge no single food there.
E be like say u wan kill me wit hunger abi..No problem.., i just say make i let u know say that ur
certificate 4 inside your wardrobe wey dem write LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY.....i don eat d "LA" comot.
e remain "GOS" STATE UNIVERSITY...,Let me see which work u go take "GOS" state university find..,yeye man

Posted: at 7-08-2013 04:34 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
- alabi22 at 7-08-2013 01:43 PM (10 years ago)
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hehehehehehehe. d rat is right. make he beta chop d gos comot
Posted: at 7-08-2013 01:43 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 7-08-2013 01:48 PM (10 years ago)
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but jossy, ds na hb4 o
Posted: at 7-08-2013 01:48 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 7-08-2013 05:32 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  7-08-2013 01:48 PM
but jossy, ds na hb4 o


na ur twin partner be dat., cuz u sef na ib4.......by the way u be man abi na woman?  Undecided ...wia do u belong??
Posted: at 7-08-2013 05:32 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 8-08-2013 03:02 AM (10 years ago)
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Good
Posted: at 8-08-2013 03:02 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-08-2013 03:26 PM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 8-08-2013 03:26 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 9-08-2013 08:57 PM (10 years ago)
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@Jossy d joke no sweet abeg
Posted: at 9-08-2013 08:57 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-08-2013 09:01 PM (10 years ago)
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huh Huh?
Posted: at 9-08-2013 09:01 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tkazzz at 10-08-2013 01:23 AM (10 years ago)
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how did i land hia Huh? Dis my witchcraft stick just dey land me any where o  Angry
Posted: at 10-08-2013 01:23 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 10-08-2013 06:38 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  9-08-2013 08:57 PM
@Jossy d joke no sweet abeg

add sugar for ur own share....some pple hia get diabetes., so dem no nid sweeten things
Posted: at 10-08-2013 06:38 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- tkazzz at 10-08-2013 08:14 AM (10 years ago)
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 Embarrassed
Posted: at 10-08-2013 08:14 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 10-08-2013 01:02 PM (10 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 10-08-2013 01:02 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 11-08-2013 08:49 AM (10 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 11-08-2013 08:49 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-08-2013 10:16 PM (10 years ago)
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okeke
Posted: at 11-08-2013 10:16 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tkazzz at 11-08-2013 10:35 PM (10 years ago)
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 Embarrassed
Posted: at 11-08-2013 10:35 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 11-08-2013 10:42 PM (10 years ago)
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yeye
Posted: at 11-08-2013 10:42 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tkazzz at 11-08-2013 11:14 PM (10 years ago)
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u
Posted: at 11-08-2013 11:14 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- alabi22 at 12-08-2013 11:09 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  7-08-2013 05:32 PM

na ur twin partner be dat., cuz u sef na ib4.......by the way u be man abi na woman?  Undecided ...wia do u belong??
h na hear, una p na post. i no see any post but i hear am so i say hb4, abi u no go school ne?  besides, u no see f say na female i be / abi u be hermaphrodite? yeye
Posted: at 12-08-2013 11:09 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 12-08-2013 12:05 PM (10 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 12-08-2013 12:05 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 12-08-2013 12:08 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 12-08-2013 12:05 PM
hmmm
wetin do u?
Posted: at 12-08-2013 12:08 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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