bloke jokes

men are very funny especially in small doeses. lol
1. why do blokes get married?
ans; so they dont have to hold their stomachs anymore
2. why did the bloke put viagra  in his eyes?
so he could look hard.

3. why do women need blokes?
because viberators cant get a round of drinks.
4. why do blokes like smart women?
because opposites attract.
5. why do blokes keep empty milk bottles in the fridge?
incase anyone wants their coffe black.
6. why do blokes have legs?
so their brains dont drag on the floor
7. why do blokes whitsle when they are sitting on the toilet?
so they can remember what end to wipe.
8. why is santa such a happy bloke?
because he knows where all tghe bad girls leave( u know what i mean)
8. why do blokes want to marry virgins?
because they cant stand criticism(inexperience lol)
9. why cant blokes make icecubes?
because they dont know the recipe.
10. why do bloakes propose?
because they cant afford our wages.
11.why do little boys whine?
because they are practicing to be blokes.
12. why was colonel sanders a typical bloke?
all he cared about where legs, tits and tighs.
13. why do blokes need instant replay on t.v sports?
because after 30 secs they forget what happened.
14. why are bankers good lovers?
they know the penalty for early withdrawals lol.
15.why did the bloke cross the road?
God knows, why do they bother doing anything.
16. why did the bloke ask all his friends to save all their burnt out light bulbs?
because he was trying to build a dark room.
17, why does a joystick have a hole in the end?
so blokes can be open minded. lol.
18. why does it snow at christmas?
because santa is cumming/comming. lol
19. why shouldnt u hit a bloke with glasses?
a baseball bat is much more effective.
20.why did the stupid bloke get a stabbing pain in his eye everytime he had a cup of tea?
because he forgot to take the spoon out.

Posted: at 18-05-2008 09:30 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Oh girl, i hail you, u knw wht u re talking about. Keep up the good works and more research on the limitaions of men.

Posted: at 19-05-2008 11:20 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 12-04-2016 03:20 PM (9 years ago) | Hero