MANY JOKES

Date: 17-08-2013 11:35 am (11 years ago) | Author: omo martina
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- at 17-08-2013 11:35 AM (11 years ago)
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1)   "My Darling," said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend for lunch.”
"What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied. The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I am not going to prepare any meal.”
"I know that” husband replied.
“So why did you invite him then”? She asked.
“Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married


2)   A wife to her husband:
- Honey, what are you doing?
- I'm reading our marriage certificate
- What for?
- I'm looking for the expiry date..

3)    - You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
- Man, and do you have life?
- OMG, No! Could you send me a link?

4)    Man and wife together is setting a new password on their computer.
Man enters "My_penis" and his wifefall on the floor laughing out loudly after computer answers: "Tooshort..."

5)   In the morning Tom calls to his boss:
- Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss replies:
- You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:
- Boss, I followed your advise, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.

6)    One day during the family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father:
- Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?

Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question:
- Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million $?
- Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity, - tells the wife

Daddy turns to his teenage daughter:
- Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million $?
- Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.

Daddy turns to his eldest son Raul and asks:
- Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million $!
Eldest son thinks a little and replies:
- Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep.

Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains him:
- You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting with multi millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay…

7)   - Dady, what is in between mummy's legs?
- A paradise.
- And what's between your's?
- The key.
- So you should change the lock, because our neighbour has a passkey.

 

Posted: at 17-08-2013 11:35 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 17-08-2013 11:57 AM (11 years ago)
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Omomarty, why na?


Only number 6 dey cool
Posted: at 17-08-2013 11:57 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 17-08-2013 01:06 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 17-08-2013 11:57 AM
Omomarty, why na?


Only number 6 dey cool

d rest nkor?
Posted: at 17-08-2013 01:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-08-2013 03:05 PM (11 years ago)
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I no believe say na omomarty dey post all these....may be somebody is using her profile
Posted: at 17-08-2013 03:05 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 17-08-2013 06:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 17-08-2013 03:05 PM
I no believe say na omomarty dey post all these....may be somebody is using her profile

y naaaaaaaaaa? na me b post am Cheesy
Posted: at 17-08-2013 06:31 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-08-2013 01:55 AM (11 years ago)
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i cant believe this
Posted: at 18-08-2013 01:55 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 18-08-2013 02:27 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: omomarty on 17-08-2013 06:31 PM
y naaaaaaaaaa? na me b post am Cheesy

I still not believe,,,,hw u go get mind pack all d pb4`s come occupy space 4 hia
Posted: at 18-08-2013 02:27 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 18-08-2013 02:45 AM (11 years ago)
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ask ramoo
Posted: at 18-08-2013 02:45 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 18-08-2013 02:59 AM (11 years ago)
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wait make she cum 1st
Posted: at 18-08-2013 02:59 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 18-08-2013 03:06 AM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 18-08-2013 03:06 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 18-08-2013 08:14 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: omomarty on 17-08-2013 01:06 PM
d rest nkor?

Seen b4
Posted: at 18-08-2013 08:14 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 18-08-2013 12:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 18-08-2013 02:27 AM
I still not believe,,,,hw u go get mind pack all d pb4`s come occupy space 4 hia

i nor knw b4 say na pb4............. bcos since wey i de dis forum i never read dis jokes na him make me put am Cry
Posted: at 18-08-2013 12:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 18-08-2013 12:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 18-08-2013 02:45 AM
ask ramoo

ask who? na u b ram wen u commot frm hospital? Angry
Posted: at 18-08-2013 12:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 18-08-2013 12:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 18-08-2013 08:14 AM
Seen b4

it's no more pb4 na is seen b4 mtcheeeeeeeew abeg make i pass jare
Posted: at 18-08-2013 12:44 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-08-2013 12:46 PM (11 years ago)
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if u dey pass no match meoo
Posted: at 18-08-2013 12:46 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 18-08-2013 12:49 PM (11 years ago)
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na wetin concern me concern u? abeg i de waka my own ooooooooooo
Posted: at 18-08-2013 12:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 18-08-2013 01:50 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: omomarty on 18-08-2013 12:44 PM
it's no more pb4 na is seen b4 mtcheeeeeeeew abeg make i pass jare

Hehehehehe

Posted: at 18-08-2013 01:50 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 18-08-2013 05:52 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: omomarty on 18-08-2013 12:41 PM
i nor knw b4 say na pb4............. bcos since wey i de dis forum i never read dis jokes na him make me put am Cry

now u know so stop crying....,I go buy u something wey u go like
Posted: at 18-08-2013 05:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 18-08-2013 06:33 PM (11 years ago)
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I jam am  Cry
Posted: at 18-08-2013 06:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 18-08-2013 06:52 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 18-08-2013 06:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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