Rap Battle...For those who know how to Rattle (Page 38)

Na let me take a momment to talk to our cheerleader miss fireman
For tzsy to beat someone as dope as me you need to cheer him harder
my rhymes is sitting above him so you need to give him a ladder
Its really nice to see these guys so inlove with each other
So dont front dawg i already know you guys are phyuking each other

Com'on ya'll, take a look at his face there aint no way this faggot is getting a honeypot
The only time he is sticking dick is when he is phyuking on tzsy
and here is the crazy part this bitchass was caught jecking off
While he was looking at tszy pictures on his mackintosh..

Now back to tszy, talking bout he's a grown ass man track this
a grown mans face is not usually like this
you look like someone who is going through a puberty crisis
like your sister you are sweeter than licorich
the only thing hard about you is the skin on your clittoris

See am like mike in his prime and you aint even a top sequel
Next2me vs 10 tszy in their prime we are still not equal
I have mastered addition but you are lacking in wisdom
you die and i multiply with a masters precission

I gave him the equation but his answers are missing
so if this guy is a problem then am here to fix him
You are a keyboard beat and am an mp snare
your tank is on E and am an MC SQUARED

See you are dumb so you gettin hung like a cloth line
so I'ma kill you just so you can ghost write your own rhymes
You come out here committin all these lyrical crimes
thats because you got a gelatin skeleton and a styrophone spine.

Now you are the one feeling dispaired
Cause i got your lead bullets back on your head
look you know i aint even worried about you having a gun on your waist
cause if you want to pop something you need to first pop those nasty ass bumps on your face

look I'ma skool this horz
See your rymes sore
wat da phyuk, i'll eat your flesh and chew on your hard skull
and am eatting them raw
cause am hard core
i come through raised up like a garage door..

Awww the shit is getting scarry now
you are at the cemertarry now
all you weak lines have suddenly become unnecessary now
phyuk my gurl so what you gonna phyuk halli berry now?
com on fireman is waitin to phyuk your ass till his dick hits your belly now.

See when you hear NEXT rap you better take up something
You cant even make up nothing
cause you wake frontting
looking in the mirror wiggling your face up grunting
now you r reading and your face up sweating
Droppin real swagg till your brains stop working

when you walked up in my ring
i hope you brought all d strenght you could bring
cause i'm putting your ass up in a sling
and dam your squad wont do a thing
My words get you hunged up in a beam
you phyuk arround you 'll get shot while you r having a dream
Just like martin luther king
maybe you got a song that you could sing
cause you just cant RAP
I'm sick like your face when aids text came back.

Posted: at 22-05-2010 09:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Oh boy
you've really gone paranoid
pickin on innocent guys because you cant fill my void
pee boy fake lyric muscles based on dope steroids
just gave him my manslaughter choice

jesus wont save you from my sword
for im this forum rap lord
while your lines get doper too damn poor
let me hand you a word
get ready to be served
you think we dont know your a pervert
always using your own cum for dessert
now you wear skirts

sick man
tryin to take on fireman
hahaha tryin to grip for a last stand
the only thing your holdin is the strand
of your girls pubic hair
welcome you just stepped in the dragons lair
im givin you my middle finger in the air
next is a fluke a balloon filled with cold air
phyuking liar
think he's a rhymer
but he's just a toddler
keep this up you will just get poorer
while i sit back and get richer
poor man went to china to find things harder
im in NIGERIA
and im getting a whole lot greater
naija is just like sparta
were smooth,strong and smarter
i'll give a little space later
so fireman can burn you up like polytheine rubber

punk claims fireman is gay
its a shame
because i saw you on a pay per view the other day
a grown ass man was busting your anus while your head was in a sway

i was like damn
told fireman to take a look at next-2-clown
motherphyuker has got into a sham
his scrotnm was contractin and extractin like a beavers dam
was sweating like a bitch on heat while supported with a fan
oops now their in a jam
the grown man dick just got hanged
man started cursin why the phyuk did i get this nigga banged
the story goes sad
next 2 me starts sweating like mad
boy o boy man i was glad

two men just got hooked
like two phyuked up dogs in the hood
i will be honest i was spooked
next 2 me just got cooked
i had to do a favour by callin emergency to get them of the hook

as long i still have mercy of the sun
 i will always get you out done
because i have the confidence of a spartan
unlike you who have the jittery of a catholic nun
i crucify you just to have fun
dont take it hard son
jealous of me because im being worshiped and powerful as a titan
dont always follow bible stories punk
midgets die by taking on GIANTS

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Posted: at 23-05-2010 12:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

clap clap clap

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Posted: at 24-05-2010 02:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

next2me be spontaneous and go and eat DODO
u just dey open ur mouth like sey u don shayo
stop the stabbing and bland rhyming
i remains urs truly
fireman aka pyroflick

TSZY is da man

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Posted: at 24-05-2010 06:30 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

lolz

Posted: at 24-05-2010 10:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wad up ray how is it going?
you see what am doing to this clawns hahahaha itz phyuked up right?

Posted: at 24-05-2010 01:54 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Tszy is the man

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Posted: at 24-05-2010 07:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Fireman am sorry dawg but the truth is urs is soo weak
ur aint got the go's for rapping dawg cos ur so meek
lol very funny it does sound i mean the name pyroflick
sounds like 'I like ur cock baby, lemme give u a lick'
haha

NEXT ur too wicked, u made many lame think they could rhyme
now u made this sucker FIREMAN think his lines are as good as mine
lol if his album is in the market, he'll only sell just a copy
because his level of amateurism is too damn cocky

Fireman I hated u with a limit but now i hate u overdose
cos everything u call ur swag brings in stench to my nose
u react more like a drunk or a nigg who's been phyuking some hoes
i'll make ur life miserable, i mean it, i'll be ur battalion of foes

hiding behind another as if it'll bring u fame,
dropping bitchy line and doesnt know they sound lame,
know where ur treading and dont ever get too close to my my den
those who did, their stories have never been told ever since then.

Sometimes i wonder if niggs think before they drop their craps
cos sometimes they sound so crazy making their cheeks deserve hot slaps
speaking through reflexes and and like wannabees they give out blabs
this is a flowmania arena dawg, watch the flies before u make claps.

NEXT!! Homey u know the sky is the limit, so lets go ahead and hit it
lets waste no more minutes, dawg just go ahead and win it
I mean it, mehn I've seen it, the rounds are in ur pocket dawg, feel it.
No need to DRAG on the issue, a word is enough, I know u get it.

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Posted: at 25-05-2010 11:36 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

hahahaha...dis next2me is N-A-S-T-Y....woooohooooooah!!!

Posted: at 26-05-2010 03:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Whoa......am scared firestiff

THE return of the Dweeb
throw away the nerd and we have a nice little dweeb
hahhahahha

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Posted: at 26-05-2010 04:38 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero