Chilly Questions and Answers.

Date: 30-06-2009 6:06 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Nkiru uzoamaka Anene
- at 30-06-2009 06:06 PM (15 years ago)
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      Girl friend:and u are sure u love me and no one
Boy friend:dead sure! i checked d whole list again ye

     Waiter:would u like Ur coffee black?
Customer:what other colors do u have?

    Manager:sorry,but i can't give u a job.i don't need a messenger
Job applicant:that's alright,in fact I'm just d right person in this case.u see,i won't b of much help anyway!!

Dad[/b]:son what do u want for Ur birthday?
     Son:not much dad,just sports car wit radio round it!

Diner:I can't eat such a rotten chicken,call the manager!
     waiter:it's no use,he won't either

Diner:you'll drive me to my grave
     Waiter:well,u don't expect 2 walk there,do u?

       Husband:u know ,wife,our son got his brain from me
    Wife:i think he did,i still got mine with me!

Man:officer!there's a bomb in my garden!
      Officer:don't worry,if no one claims it within three days, u can keep it!!

Father:Ur teacher says she finds it impossible to teach u anything!
    Son: that's why she's no good!

Posted: at 30-06-2009 06:06 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- teeco at 30-06-2009 06:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Nice one dear......keep it up
Posted: at 30-06-2009 06:07 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 30-06-2009 06:10 PM (15 years ago)
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lol teeco,dis has been posted b4
Posted: at 30-06-2009 06:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cassandralily at 30-06-2009 06:15 PM (15 years ago)
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@federico>no it hasn't..i guess u re mistaken it 4 anoda.stop spoiling my joke oooo
Posted: at 30-06-2009 06:15 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 30-06-2009 06:15 PM (15 years ago)
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still funny.........oboy it's closing time see u 2moro...............keep it up
Posted: at 30-06-2009 06:15 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cassandralily at 30-06-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago)
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@ teeco >tanx dude....i like u...lol
Posted: at 30-06-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 1-07-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: cassandralily on 30-06-2009 06:32 PM
@ teeco >tanx dude....i like u...lol
love you tooooo....hehehe
Posted: at 1-07-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 1-07-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  1-07-2009 11:44 AM
Quote from: cassandralily on 30-06-2009 06:32 PM
@ teeco >tanx dude....i like u...lol
love you tooooo....hehehe
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HAH TEECO, D CHIK SAY LIKE, UR OWN NA LOVE
Posted: at 1-07-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 1-07-2009 04:35 PM (15 years ago)
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U know say there like na love
Posted: at 1-07-2009 04:35 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 1-07-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago)
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FOR WHICH DICTIONARY?
Posted: at 1-07-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 1-07-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Naijapals
Posted: at 1-07-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 1-07-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago)
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HMMMMMMMMMM
Posted: at 1-07-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 1-07-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago)
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you dey cry
Posted: at 1-07-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cassandralily at 1-07-2009 05:22 PM (15 years ago)
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@dinho4lyf re u jealous.......wether like or love all join.u hear am!
ok mayb u'll feel happy if i say i dey like u too...like u
Posted: at 1-07-2009 05:22 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- dinho4lyf at 1-07-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago)
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I NO WAN SNATCH ABEG
Posted: at 1-07-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 1-07-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 1-07-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 1-07-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago)
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happy
Posted: at 1-07-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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