NIGHT COURSES........

Date: 13-08-2007 7:29 am (16 years ago) | Author: caramelzzz
- at 13-08-2007 07:29 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
Ikenna went to take night courses
with the reasoning in future can get
promotion or better job

During work, Ikenna likes to show off
to Onyenka about his knowledge.

Ikenna: Oh boy... I've been
taking night courses for 3 months
already,
next week is the exam.
Onyenka: Oh... Good luck o..

Then Ikenna started show off...

Ikenna: Ok, I test you, who is Graham
Bell?
Onyenka: i Don't know
Ikenna: He is the inventor of phone
la... in 1876, see... if you take
night
courses, you would know this.
Onyenka: ........................
*speechless*



The next day, Ikenna shows off
again...

Ikenna: Onyenka... let me ask you,
who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Onyenka: Is he the one who wash ur car??
Ikenna: No! He's the author of
"Confessions", nah nah nah... told you
already, if you take night courses,
you would know this.
Onyenka: .........................
*speechless + frustrated*



The next day, once again...

Ikenna: Do you know who is Alexander
Dumas?
Onyenka: Your gay partner?
Ikenna: Nawa o!!! If you don't know
don't simply answer. He's the
author
of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take
night courses, you would know this.
Onyenka: .......................
*speechless + frustrated + irritated



This time Onyenka cannot take it
anymore and ask Ikenna...

Onyenka: Oh boy... Do you know who is Precious Okesi?
Ikenna: Errrr... No!
Onyenka: He's the guy sleeping with
your wife!! If you stop night
courses,
you would know this!!
Ikenna: ........................
*fainted*
 Wink Cheesy Lips Sealed :'(

MORAL OF THE STORY.....DON'T BRAG...IT WILL COME BACK TO U...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA....!!!

Posted: at 13-08-2007 07:29 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- LadyC at 23-08-2007 04:05 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
Cool! Nice one to really think about Smiley
Posted: at 23-08-2007 04:05 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- khadijah at 2-01-2008 03:24 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
a lesson 4 us all.
Posted: at 2-01-2008 03:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 3-01-2008 09:37 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
stop going for night classes......!!! Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-01-2008 09:37 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 4-01-2008 01:51 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
or unless u going for something else other than the course.
Posted: at 4-01-2008 01:51 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 4-01-2008 03:12 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
like stripping classes.....
Posted: at 4-01-2008 03:12 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 4-01-2008 03:55 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
or how to master at the chocolate and honey menagerie
Posted: at 4-01-2008 03:55 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 4-01-2008 04:43 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
classes that teaches noises
Posted: at 4-01-2008 04:43 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 4-01-2008 05:43 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
sex noises
Posted: at 4-01-2008 05:43 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 5-01-2008 12:58 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
bed creaking noises....... Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-01-2008 12:58 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 5-01-2008 07:06 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
squeaking
Posted: at 5-01-2008 07:06 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 5-01-2008 07:06 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
mimicking
Posted: at 5-01-2008 07:06 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 6-01-2008 04:48 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
mime
Posted: at 6-01-2008 04:48 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 7-01-2008 06:09 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
micing
Posted: at 7-01-2008 06:09 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 7-01-2008 04:11 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
mice
Posted: at 7-01-2008 04:11 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 11-04-2009 07:38 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
He
Posted: at 11-04-2009 07:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 11-04-2009 08:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Nice one i like the ending path.
Posted: at 11-04-2009 08:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 26-05-2009 11:35 AM (14 years ago)
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lol nyc 1...xxx
Posted: at 26-05-2009 11:35 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nollylove at 2-06-2009 02:19 AM (14 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 2-06-2009 02:19 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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