A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane flying from Kano to Abuja when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever Dog between them. The first man asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was a NDLEA agent and that the dog was a sniffing dog. "His name is Sniffer, and he's the best there is," he said. "I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."
The plane took off, and once it had leveled out, the agent said, "Watch this." He told Sniffer to "search." Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one wrap on the agent's arm. The agent said, "Good boy." He turned to the other man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number. The authorities will apprehend her when we land."
"Say, that's pretty neat," replied the first man. Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Dog sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to his seat and placed two wraps on the agent's arm. The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for his arrest."
The agent then told Sniffer to search again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent. He jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the place. The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asked the agent, "What's going on?"
The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!..the man released hot farts twice
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