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Posted: at 9-10-2009 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Ashdangelo at 10-10-2009 03:07 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Havn gurl problems?Never worry Chiczibit is here,let me pimp ur hide!1st ditch d 1980 carina u were so proud of,get a 2008 chevy impala,ferrari GT or aston martin.Gud news is dat she wld b totaly blown away and it does'n mata if u'r as ugly as a certain president i knw.Bad news son is these are bigboi rides and sory no hitchhikers!2ndly ur watch go 4 a philip patek,tagheur,seiko ditch ur swatch.n omega,2a many fakes,she might just assume.3rdly flaunt ur strut,u've got to be confident even if she' intimidatn neva let her get to u.Show her whose d boss sublimely.Let her do most of d talkn,silence is golden,rememba stuffs she tells u,it makes her feel important,rememba confidenc is evrytin,ur carriage must be god-like yet not pomp or cocky.Lastly,av u got a like a 5 or 6 figure pay check?
Posted: at 10-10-2009 03:07 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Ashdangelo at 10-10-2009 03:11 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Havn gurl problems?Never worry Chiczibit is here,let me pimp ur hide!1st ditch d 1980 carina u were so proud of,get a 2008 chevy impala,ferrari GT or aston martin.Gud news is dat she wld b totaly blown away and it does'n mata if u'r as ugly as a certain president i knw.Bad news son is these are bigboi rides and sory no hitchhikers!2ndly ur watch go 4 a philip patek,tagheur,seiko ditch ur swatch.n omega,2a many fakes,she might just assume.3rdly flaunt ur strut,u've got to be confident even if she' intimidatn neva let her get to u.Show her whose d boss sublimely.Let her do most of d talkn,silence is golden,rememba stuffs she tells u,it makes her feel important,rememba confidenc is evrytin,ur carriage must be god-like yet not pomp or cocky.Lastly,av u got a like a 5 or 6 figure pay check?
Posted: at 10-10-2009 03:11 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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