basket ball prayer

Date: 17-10-2009 4:30 pm (14 years ago) | Author: z4 Beamer
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- at 17-10-2009 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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disclaimer:  May not be funny to u, so dont get anoyd if u didnt laff

a pastor is invited to pray for a basketball team just b4 a match

pastor:                     No weapon fashioned against thee shall prosper, hw u doin my brodas?

Basket ball coach :     Boys come ova

Pastor:                     God bless these baskets balls...lets bow our heads please
                               God is gooood, God is grrreeaatt
                               Thank you for this game we are abt to recieve, cuz we are abt to get a Million
                               Thank you for the food we are abt to reee...emm..no dats the wrong prayer

Basket ball coach:     Damn it!!! [rumples face]

Pastor:                    God we ask you to give us the strenght and everything to go our way on the court
                              and if dat cannot happen, GODDDD [stamps feets 2wice]
                              we ask that you injure some key players on the other team, not so that they get
                              seriously injured, but that they are slowed down, like the trafic jam the
                              that occurs everyday in lagos when eva there is heavy rainnnn
                              down pour, so that my friends here, will win this game..

Basket ball coach:     Ameennnnnn!!

Pastor:                    cuz we know dat u Goddd, loves a winner [stamps feet nd runs arnd]
                              can i get an amen?

Basket ball coach:     Ameennnnnn!!
and players

Pastor:                    i'm gonna need your offerings really quick

Basket ball coach:     Whatt!!!, we are on the court just abt to play our match in a couple of seconds
and players



NB:      Its my original art wrk, so therefore, No copywriting, fotocopying, dubbing, re-posting, trans-posing etc
           Voilators will be prosecuted accordingly

                           


Posted: at 17-10-2009 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- dimejikemi at 17-10-2009 04:33 PM (14 years ago)
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amen Grin u re mouthed

Posted: at 17-10-2009 04:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 17-10-2009 05:08 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmm  ...u remixed it....it was originally produce in one of martin lawernce movies ...cant remember the title now.....

ameennnnnnnnnn  Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 17-10-2009 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 17-10-2009 09:31 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 17-10-2009 09:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 17-10-2009 11:42 PM (14 years ago)
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u try

Posted: at 17-10-2009 11:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 18-10-2009 10:44 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 17-10-2009 09:31 PM
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

u hav a glue in ur mouth?  Wink

Posted: at 18-10-2009 10:44 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-10-2009 01:27 AM (14 years ago)
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U try Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-10-2009 01:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 19-10-2009 06:22 AM (14 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 19-10-2009 06:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 19-10-2009 07:56 AM (14 years ago)
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toks u be ma guy but.....
Posted: at 19-10-2009 07:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 19-10-2009 09:31 AM (14 years ago)
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but wat?
Grin

Posted: at 19-10-2009 09:31 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kemoprosper at 19-10-2009 10:02 AM (14 years ago)
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u try small.........
Posted: at 19-10-2009 10:02 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 19-10-2009 10:32 AM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 19-10-2009 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ramadan24 at 19-10-2009 11:12 AM (14 years ago)
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Okay
Posted: at 19-10-2009 11:12 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 19-10-2009 11:39 AM (14 years ago)
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well it is funny
Posted: at 19-10-2009 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 19-10-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago)
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we know b4 now

Posted: at 19-10-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-10-2009 12:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Its a gud one

Posted: at 19-10-2009 12:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 19-10-2009 02:03 PM (14 years ago)
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very good.......better than urs

Posted: at 19-10-2009 02:03 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- segxi at 19-10-2009 05:04 PM (14 years ago)
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nice on toks
Posted: at 19-10-2009 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 19-10-2009 05:41 PM (14 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 19-10-2009 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prencess at 19-10-2009 08:19 PM (14 years ago)
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so who will be in-charge of the offering  Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
lols Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Wink Wink just kidding Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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