jokes.....

Date: 19-10-2009 7:33 pm (12 years ago) | Author: ozzy
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- at 19-10-2009 07:33 PM (12 years ago)
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the hippie and the nun

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…”

Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.

The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.

Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!”

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Surpise, its me the Hippie!”

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver!”

 


Posted: at 19-10-2009 07:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- neossha at 19-10-2009 07:42 PM (12 years ago)
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lmaoooo
Posted: at 19-10-2009 07:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FabzBadangel at 19-10-2009 07:47 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-10-2009 07:47 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-10-2009 08:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Gud one girl Grin Grin.
I like ur picture, can we meet? Grin

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 19-10-2009 08:05 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 19-10-2009 08:06 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FabzBadangel at 19-10-2009 08:08 PM (12 years ago)
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just2sexy why did ya lock the other thread Huh? we just met dude Wink

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:08 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FabzBadangel at 19-10-2009 08:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!


Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:12 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-10-2009 08:14 PM (12 years ago)
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I locked it because it doesnt have any humor particles.... If u knw wat i mean Grin Grin

i mean lets meet outside naija pals Grin

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 19-10-2009 08:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 19-10-2009 08:01 PM
Gud one girl Grin Grin.
I like ur picture, can we meet? Grin
monstrule

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FabzBadangel at 19-10-2009 08:22 PM (12 years ago)
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outside naijapals is internet explorer..... if you know what i mean Wink Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:22 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 19-10-2009 08:25 PM (12 years ago)
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who dey follow dis one yarn

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:25 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-10-2009 08:26 PM (12 years ago)
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No wahala i go mail u. If u knw wat i mean Grin

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 19-10-2009 08:27 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. nawa o. xter something dey happen Grin

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FabzBadangel at 19-10-2009 08:27 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:27 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 19-10-2009 08:28 PM (12 years ago)
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i no know wetin to tak again my sister

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:28 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dimejikemi at 19-10-2009 08:32 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 19-10-2009 08:39 PM (12 years ago)
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will u pls say someting that makes sense to the idiot we call jsexy........does he even have any moral?

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:39 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neossha at 19-10-2009 08:42 PM (12 years ago)
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is dat wat u're sayin' bout ur frnd......lolz
Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 19-10-2009 08:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 19-10-2009 08:39 PM
will u pls say someting that makes sense to the idiot we call jsexy........does he even have any moral?

u just let neosha caught d other gal. looooooooooooool

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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