jokes..... (Page 2)

Date: 19-10-2009 7:33 pm (12 years ago) | Author: ozzy
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- just2sexy at 19-10-2009 08:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Respect the General

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- FabzBadangel at 19-10-2009 08:48 PM (12 years ago)
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blame the dog

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."

The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:48 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- neossha at 19-10-2009 08:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: dimejikemi on 19-10-2009 08:43 PM
Quote from: xter on 19-10-2009 08:39 PM
will u pls say someting that makes sense to the idiot we call jsexy........does he even have any moral?

u just let neosha caught d other gal. looooooooooooool
meaning Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 19-10-2009 08:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 20-10-2009 07:57 AM (12 years ago)
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nice jokes gal
Posted: at 20-10-2009 07:57 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 20-10-2009 09:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 20-10-2009 07:57 AM
nice jokes gal
yap... if you know what i mean. Undecided
Posted: at 20-10-2009 09:18 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 20-10-2009 10:04 AM (12 years ago)
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NICE 1
Posted: at 20-10-2009 10:04 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 20-10-2009 11:41 AM (12 years ago)
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Yes a gud joke. If u knw wat i mean Grin Grin

Posted: at 20-10-2009 11:41 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- padrino at 20-10-2009 11:44 AM (12 years ago)
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i don't know
tell me
Posted: at 20-10-2009 11:44 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 20-10-2009 11:46 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: padrino on 20-10-2009 11:44 AM
i don't know
tell me

If u know wat i mean...................................
Posted: at 20-10-2009 11:46 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 20-10-2009 11:50 AM (12 years ago)
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Exactly Grin if u knw wat i mean Grin

Posted: at 20-10-2009 11:50 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- padrino at 20-10-2009 12:36 PM (12 years ago)
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you all dont know what i mean............///////
Posted: at 20-10-2009 12:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 20-10-2009 12:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok. If u knw wat i mean Grin

Posted: at 20-10-2009 12:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- padrino at 20-10-2009 12:45 PM (12 years ago)
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do u understand wat i mean?
Posted: at 20-10-2009 12:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 20-10-2009 01:07 PM (12 years ago)
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whats the meaning of all this?

Posted: at 20-10-2009 01:07 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- padrino at 20-10-2009 01:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 20-10-2009 01:07 PM
whats the meaning of all this?

u dont know wat d mean..!!!!!!!!!!!! Grin
Posted: at 20-10-2009 01:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 20-10-2009 01:55 PM (12 years ago)
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The guy no understan. If u knw wat i mean..

Posted: at 20-10-2009 01:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 20-10-2009 02:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: FabzBadangel on 19-10-2009 07:33 PM
the hippie and the nun

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…”

Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.

The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.

Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!”

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Surpise, its me the Hippie!”

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver!”

 


hehehhehee

Posted: at 20-10-2009 02:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FabzBadangel at 20-10-2009 03:10 PM (12 years ago)
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yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips

Posted: at 20-10-2009 03:10 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FabzBadangel at 20-10-2009 03:16 PM (12 years ago)
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 20-10-2009 03:16 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 20-10-2009 03:37 PM (12 years ago)
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.............

Posted: at 20-10-2009 03:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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