Kristiantus and Iphie

Date: 27-10-2009 9:38 am (11 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 27-10-2009 09:38 AM (11 years ago)
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After spending time with Iphie, Krist was imagining talking to God. Krist told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Krist began to ask questions about her.

Krist: Lord, Iphie is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Krist: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Krist: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Krist: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

 
 

 

Posted: at 27-10-2009 09:38 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 27-10-2009 09:44 AM (11 years ago)
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mmmm.....ar u sayin she is stupid?

na wa oo

Posted: at 27-10-2009 09:44 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 27-10-2009 09:59 AM (11 years ago)
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my friend, just read, dont ask questions. right 
Posted: at 27-10-2009 09:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- presciousoluchi at 27-10-2009 10:16 AM (11 years ago)
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another one?

Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:16 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 27-10-2009 10:19 AM (11 years ago)
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i said no questions.
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:19 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 27-10-2009 10:41 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:38 AM



 
After spending time with Iphie, Krist was imagining talking to God. Krist told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Krist began to ask questions about her.

Krist: Lord, Iphie is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Krist: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Krist: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Krist: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

Angry Angry Angry
 asaph, inshort...
waka, shege to you.... Angry
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:41 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 27-10-2009 10:44 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:41 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:38 AM



 
After spending time with Iphie, Krist was imagining talking to God. Krist told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Krist began to ask questions about her.

Krist: Lord, Iphie is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Krist: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Krist: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Krist: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

Angry Angry Angry
 asaph, inshort...
waka, shege to you.... Angry
Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:44 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 27-10-2009 10:47 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:41 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:38 AM



 
After spending time with Iphie, Krist was imagining talking to God. Krist told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Krist began to ask questions about her.

Krist: Lord, Iphie is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Krist: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Krist: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Krist: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

Angry Angry Angry
 asaph, inshort...
waka, shege to you.... Angry
It must be an insult. bad boy
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:47 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 27-10-2009 11:18 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:59 AM
my friend, just read, dont ask questions. right 

isnt it dumb to read nd nt ask questions?


i wonder hw ur primary skool carry teach una sef  Grin

Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:18 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 27-10-2009 11:33 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 27-10-2009 11:18 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:59 AM
my friend, just read, dont ask questions. right 

isnt it dumb to read nd nt ask questions?


i wonder hw ur primary skool carry teach una sef  Grin
you can now ask coz kris is chasing me already
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:33 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 27-10-2009 11:34 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 10:47 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:41 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:38 AM


Angry Angry Angry
 asaph, inshort...
waka, shege to you.... Angry
It must be an insult. bad boy
Angry Angry Angry
no, na acknowledgement.... "it means merry xmas in advance".. Angry
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:34 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 27-10-2009 11:36 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 10:47 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:41 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:38 AM


Angry Angry Angry
 asaph, inshort...
waka, shege to you.... Angry
It must be an insult. bad boy
Angry Angry Angry
no, na acknowledgement.... "it means merry xmas in advance".. Angry
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:36 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 27-10-2009 11:37 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 11:34 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 10:47 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:41 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:38 AM


Angry Angry Angry
 asaph, inshort...
waka, shege to you.... Angry
It must be an insult. bad boy
Angry Angry Angry
no, na acknowledgement.... "it means merry xmas in advance".. Angry
Liar. waka, shege to u too. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:37 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 27-10-2009 11:39 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 11:37 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 11:34 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 10:47 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:41 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:38 AM


Angry Angry Angry
 asaph, inshort...
waka, shege to you.... Angry
It must be an insult. bad boy
Angry Angry Angry
no, na acknowledgement.... "it means merry xmas in advance".. Angry
Liar. waka, shege to u too. Grin Grin Grin
you better remove this your post before i vex more ooo.. Angry
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:39 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 27-10-2009 11:40 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 11:34 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 10:47 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:41 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:38 AM


Angry Angry Angry
 asaph, inshort...
waka, shege to you.... Angry
It must be an insult. bad boy
Angry Angry Angry
no, na acknowledgement.... "it means merry xmas in advance".. Angry
heheheheh
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:40 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 27-10-2009 11:41 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 11:39 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 11:37 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 11:34 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 10:47 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:41 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:38 AM


Angry Angry Angry
 asaph, inshort...
waka, shege to you.... Angry
It must be an insult. bad boy
Angry Angry Angry
no, na acknowledgement.... "it means merry xmas in advance".. Angry
Liar. waka, shege to u too. Grin Grin Grin
you better remove this your post before i vex more ooo.. Angry
man am just laughing at you. you nolonger love her? Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:41 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 27-10-2009 11:42 AM (11 years ago)
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good 1 bros..one question to God,.....
God why did u make iphie love only kristiantus and not me???
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:42 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 27-10-2009 11:44 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 27-10-2009 11:40 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 11:34 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 10:47 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:41 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:38 AM


Angry Angry Angry
 asaph, inshort...
waka, shege to you.... Angry
It must be an insult. bad boy
Angry Angry Angry
no, na acknowledgement.... "it means merry xmas in advance".. Angry
heheheheh
So u a also making fun of me. go 2 ur inbox
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:44 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 27-10-2009 11:48 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 27-10-2009 11:42 AM
good 1 bros..one question to God,.....
God why did u make iphie love only kristiantus and not me???
Huh? Huh? Huh?
fedeco, na which kin question you dey ask God so? abi you no dey fear God ni.
okay answer to your question: God don already give you fevvy now, so you don't need another. abi you wan carry two women ni. dat one na sin before God ooo.
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:48 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 27-10-2009 11:51 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 11:48 AM
Quote from: federico on 27-10-2009 11:42 AM
good 1 bros..one question to God,.....
God why did u make iphie love only kristiantus and not me???
Huh? Huh? Huh?
fedeco, na which kin question you dey ask God so? abi you no dey fear God ni.
okay answer to your question: God don already give you fevvy now, so you don't need another. abi you wan carry two women ni. dat one na sin before God ooo.
She woundnt have loved Kris hadnt she been stupid. lol
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:51 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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