After spending time with Iphie, Krist was imagining talking to God. Krist told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Krist began to ask questions about her.
Krist: Lord, Iphie is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?
God: So you will always want to look at her.
Krist: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?
God: So you will always want to touch her.
Krist: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?
God: So you will always want to be near her.
Krist: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?
God: So she would love you.
Posted: at 27-10-2009 09:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 27-10-2009 10:41 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:38 AM
After spending time with Iphie, Krist was imagining talking to God. Krist told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Krist began to ask questions about her.
Krist: Lord, Iphie is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?
God: So you will always want to look at her.
Krist: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?
God: So you will always want to touch her.
Krist: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?
God: So you will always want to be near her.
Krist: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?
God: So she would love you.
asaph, inshort... waka, shege to you....
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:41 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
After spending time with Iphie, Krist was imagining talking to God. Krist told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Krist began to ask questions about her.
Krist: Lord, Iphie is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?
God: So you will always want to look at her.
Krist: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?
God: So you will always want to touch her.
Krist: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?
God: So you will always want to be near her.
Krist: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?
God: So she would love you.
asaph, inshort... waka, shege to you....
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
After spending time with Iphie, Krist was imagining talking to God. Krist told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Krist began to ask questions about her.
Krist: Lord, Iphie is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?
God: So you will always want to look at her.
Krist: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?
God: So you will always want to touch her.
Krist: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?
God: So you will always want to be near her.
Krist: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?
God: So she would love you.
asaph, inshort... waka, shege to you....
It must be an insult. bad boy
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 27-10-2009 11:48 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: federico on 27-10-2009 11:42 AM
good 1 bros..one question to God,..... God why did u make iphie love only kristiantus and not me???
fedeco, na which kin question you dey ask God so? abi you no dey fear God ni. okay answer to your question: God don already give you fevvy now, so you don't need another. abi you wan carry two women ni. dat one na sin before God ooo.
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:48 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
good 1 bros..one question to God,..... God why did u make iphie love only kristiantus and not me???
fedeco, na which kin question you dey ask God so? abi you no dey fear God ni. okay answer to your question: God don already give you fevvy now, so you don't need another. abi you wan carry two women ni. dat one na sin before God ooo.
She woundnt have loved Kris hadnt she been stupid. lol
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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