Kristiantus and Iphie (Page 4)

Date: 27-10-2009 9:38 am (14 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- Kristiantus at 27-10-2009 05:05 PM (14 years ago)
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10 x 4?
na 40 now....
Posted: at 27-10-2009 05:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 27-10-2009 05:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 04:36 PM
Quote from: neossha on 27-10-2009 04:34 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 04:32 PM
where is just2sexy? i need him to lock up this post...
he'z missing.
missing? Huh?
@teeco: as the old moderator, can you lock this post? Undecided

why I go lock am
Posted: at 27-10-2009 05:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 27-10-2009 05:42 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-10-2009 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 27-10-2009 06:11 PM (14 years ago)
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its not funny toks... Angry
Posted: at 27-10-2009 06:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 27-10-2009 06:36 PM (14 years ago)
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ok..sorry..ndonu
Posted: at 27-10-2009 06:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dimejikemi at 27-10-2009 07:02 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Posted: at 27-10-2009 07:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 27-10-2009 07:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 27-10-2009 03:08 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-10-2009 10:41 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:38 AM



 
After spending time with Iphie, Krist was imagining talking to God. Krist told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Krist began to ask questions about her.

Krist: Lord, Iphie is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Krist: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Krist: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Krist: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

Angry Angry Angry
 asaph, inshort...
waka, shege to you.... Angry

 Grin Grin Grin
THIS IS VERY FUNNY ASAPH
you are a good trouble maker Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-10-2009 07:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 27-10-2009 07:10 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ASAPH
Posted: at 27-10-2009 07:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 27-10-2009 07:14 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 27-10-2009 07:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 27-10-2009 08:42 PM (14 years ago)
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where d iphie self
Posted: at 27-10-2009 08:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 27-10-2009 09:56 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa oooh dis days
Posted: at 27-10-2009 09:56 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mayor-jay at 27-10-2009 09:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Stupid???
Posted: at 27-10-2009 09:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 27-10-2009 10:01 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 27-10-2009 10:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 27-10-2009 11:27 PM (14 years ago)
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what
?
Posted: at 27-10-2009 11:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 28-10-2009 02:55 AM (14 years ago)
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why are you people calling iphie? do you want another war here? let me finish Kris 1st.
Otherwise thank u all 4 ur comments
Posted: at 28-10-2009 02:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 28-10-2009 09:06 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 28-10-2009 02:55 AM
why are you people calling iphie? do you want another war here? let me finish Kris 1st.
Otherwise thank u all 4 ur comments
Huh? Huh? Huh?
make you finish me first abi...? shabi your plan na to distroy another man family planning abi? i sure say DGuy dey monitor everything wey dey happen here. by God grace, dem go banned you soon. just dey watch. Angry
Posted: at 28-10-2009 09:06 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 28-10-2009 09:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: presciousoluchi on 27-10-2009 10:16 AM
another one?

Its anoder 1 Ludacris
Posted: at 28-10-2009 09:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 28-10-2009 12:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 27-10-2009 11:18 AM
Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:59 AM
my friend, just read, dont ask questions. right 

isnt it dumb to read nd nt ask questions?


i wonder hw ur primary skool carry teach una sef  Grin

the guy go community primary school Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-10-2009 12:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 28-10-2009 12:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 27-10-2009 09:38 AM



 
After spending time with Iphie, Krist was imagining talking to God. Krist told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Krist began to ask questions about her.

Krist: Lord, Iphie is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Krist: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Krist: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Krist: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

 
 

 


nice one asaph. If u knw wat i mean....
Posted: at 28-10-2009 12:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 28-10-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago)
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God bless you jare just2sexy, we on dey wait for you since to lock this post...
abeg go ahead and lock it...
Posted: at 28-10-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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