misunderstood

Date: 17-11-2009 8:36 am (15 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
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- at 17-11-2009 08:36 AM (15 years ago)
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A man staggers into an emergency room with a
concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes,
and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.


"Well, it was like this," said the man.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
when at a difficult hole, we both
sliced our balls into a pasture of cows."

"We went to look for them and while I was
rooting around, I noticed one of the cows
had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over and lifted up the tail,
and sure enough, there was the golf ball with
my wife's monogram on it... stuck right in
the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled
to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"

Posted: at 17-11-2009 08:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sheenor at 17-11-2009 09:00 AM (15 years ago)
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braa.
Posted: at 17-11-2009 09:00 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 17-11-2009 09:11 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 17-11-2009 09:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dticycee at 17-11-2009 09:19 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 17-11-2009 09:19 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- neossha at 17-11-2009 09:50 AM (15 years ago)
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nyc..joke.................
Posted: at 17-11-2009 09:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damover at 17-11-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago)
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nyc one
Posted: at 17-11-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 10:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Hahaha good one Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-11-2009 10:39 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 17-11-2009 10:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 17-11-2009 10:54 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 17-11-2009 11:46 AM (15 years ago)
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am laughing. huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
Posted: at 17-11-2009 11:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 17-11-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago)
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she con kill am abi?
Posted: at 17-11-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kemoprosper at 17-11-2009 12:04 PM (15 years ago)
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yes.lol
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:04 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 17-11-2009 12:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kemoprosper on 17-11-2009 12:04 PM
yes.lol
you gal, xter wants to know u very well
he told me to ask u
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 12:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 17-11-2009 12:14 PM (15 years ago)
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yh
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 17-11-2009 12:16 PM (15 years ago)
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maohahahahahahaha
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 17-11-2009 12:19 PM (15 years ago)
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but you pple where is FabzBadangel?
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago)
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She dey hospital
Posted: at 17-11-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 18-11-2009 01:34 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 18-11-2009 01:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 18-11-2009 01:38 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 17-11-2009 12:19 PM
but you pple where is FabzBadangel?
in my villa
Posted: at 18-11-2009 01:38 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 18-11-2009 01:43 AM (15 years ago)
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shouuuuuuuuuuu
Posted: at 18-11-2009 01:43 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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