19 Sure Signs That You Are At a Naija Party (Page 2)

Date: 29-08-2007 8:16 am (15 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- Vixenx at 5-02-2008 11:24 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Abby on  5-02-2008 11:06 AM
Quote from: nigerianvixen26 on  4-02-2008 03:50 AM
Quote from: Abby on  4-02-2008 12:52 AM
yes oooo, thats aw we do... n ve u the spraying part.... yoruba parties are not complete without it  Grin lol

spraying?Huh?Huh??
spraying money na, abi wot else do we spray in parties Undecided

i don't know from the way you're saying it, you may be talking about other types of spraying cuz everyone knows about the money thang..*didn't know it was called spraying though* i call it spittin da cash Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 5-02-2008 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- britelife at 5-02-2008 08:37 PM (14 years ago)
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HE must have been there once fighting for one wrap of fufu Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-02-2008 08:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vixenx at 6-02-2008 12:11 AM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 6-02-2008 12:11 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 6-02-2008 04:58 AM (14 years ago)
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spraying paint.....lol

Posted: at 6-02-2008 04:58 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- funkeedeeva at 12-02-2008 12:41 AM (14 years ago)
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u forgot the highlight of d events.... taking plastics home,handkerchiefs and all weird stuff in the take away stuff...morning fresh, etc ...down to matchboxes! I fear wen i saw dat 1!!!! Grin
Posted: at 12-02-2008 12:41 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Dguy at 12-02-2008 12:44 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: funkeedeeva on 12-02-2008 12:41 AM
u forgot the highlight of d events.... taking plastics home,handkerchiefs and all weird stuff in the take away stuff...morning fresh, etc ...down to matchboxes! I fear wen i saw dat 1!!!! Grin

that threw me offf ..... hahah  --- its a long list - lets keep adding......

mother -- shouting her child's name as if the child had gone missing ...... [toby we will leave u and go!]

Posted: at 12-02-2008 12:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- honeychick at 12-02-2008 01:20 AM (14 years ago)
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lol.... i agree wid the no 9 stuff. some guys can even claim that the party wasn't done well if those things weren't served.
Posted: at 12-02-2008 01:20 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vixenx at 12-02-2008 08:57 AM (14 years ago)
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someone will try to make you dance
Posted: at 12-02-2008 08:57 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 12-02-2008 11:36 AM (14 years ago)
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people shouting at the DJ.....to play better songs especially songs by Fela....

Posted: at 12-02-2008 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 12-02-2008 04:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Who is fela? Cool
Posted: at 12-02-2008 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 12-02-2008 05:20 PM (14 years ago)
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a fella.....

Posted: at 12-02-2008 05:20 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fdm03chick at 4-07-2008 01:31 AM (14 years ago)
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oh ma gosh this is so true...you forgot one, women are alwayz fighting over who serves the food
Posted: at 4-07-2008 01:31 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- seksy at 4-07-2008 02:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dguy on 29-08-2007 08:16 AM
1. Almost everyone arrives at the party late - hence the reference, "African time".

2. You were given one invitation card, but you invite 20 other friends (who can also invite 2 or 3 of their own friends).

3. You call the attention of the people serving food by saying "Please we haven't eaten in this area o!"

4. Even when it was obvious that no alcohol was served, you still ask "Don't you have any alcohol?

5. At a kids party scheduled to start at 5pm and finishing at 12am, you arrive with kids (some of them already sleeping) at 11pm.

6. You go back to ask for more food and drinks.

7. You ask the caretaker of the hired hall to extend the party time by bribing him with money and drinks.

8. The food is served on a 'man know man' they tell you "the moi-moi don finish" despite the fact that a man next to you has 4 on his plate.

9. Most of the guys are frowning and cussing because fufu, semo, gira or eba wasn't served.

10. You hear, "Wetin dem dey wait for sef? I beg make dem bring the food make I comot jo!"

11. Towards the end of the party you see people going into the kitchen helping themselves to "take away" food and drinks.

12. More than two bouncers are at the door that leads to where the foods/drinks are kept.

13. You dance to "Obesere" or "Fela" music as if your life depended on it.

14. You ask the DJ to play a specially recorded cassette tape you brought with you.

15. You hear people talking, as if they are in a fight, about sports and politics.

16. The men are sitting in groups, instead of sitting with their women.

17. On the dance floor, you have women dancing alone or with women and men dancing alone or with men.

18. Most of the guys are hanging around outside, attending to "business" with cellular phones.

19. The hall empties immediately after food has been served.








 ;Dlol Grin dtz tru sum may even leave wit ur plates n spoonz if dey aint plastics....dt happnd at ma friendz party it wz jke she bought new plates n spoonz 4 d party, jus 2 find only abwt 7/45 platez n 5/50 spoonz hehehe  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-07-2008 02:49 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Buddyflex at 4-07-2008 10:54 AM (14 years ago)
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Gonza and V you just lost it, used to think you were cool but if you don't know BABA 70 then in my book your not fly. How can such fun loving chick not know A BA MI EDA? please don't say that in a Naija party or else dem go play Shakara olo ja for una.
Dguy all these things is why we all love Naija partys. Ain't no party like a Naija party!!!! abeg Area!!! Ka-ma-ka-zee dey go!!! Nothing dey paa!!! Jogodo for them head!!!! Na so e be!!!
Posted: at 4-07-2008 10:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Frankie_IPP at 4-07-2008 01:37 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL LOL this is cool dguy, ...But Lets not 4get the people who "dont feel like dancing" but still show up for the party! And the crookish looking dudes with 'thatch-like' hair hovering about in search of a place to "WEED".... dont you just Love this country? I know i do.
Posted: at 4-07-2008 01:37 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- lucychizzy at 4-07-2008 07:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Can't stop laughing.
if u disturb too much they will give u only tooth pick when serving food.
Posted: at 4-07-2008 07:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oyinswetie at 4-07-2008 07:43 PM (14 years ago)
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their is alway a african time, and they are not always satisfied with wat they give them at the party. it always interesting anyway.
Posted: at 4-07-2008 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyin at 4-07-2008 07:50 PM (14 years ago)
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the food.lol.
Posted: at 4-07-2008 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Frankie_IPP at 4-07-2008 07:57 PM (14 years ago)
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...we shld also mention d guy in charge of food and drinks actin busy while managin to make sure the girl he's tripping 4 and her friends get more than enuff to eat. Lets not deny, we all do it.
Posted: at 4-07-2008 07:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- ricopimpin at 5-07-2008 06:28 AM (14 years ago)
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lol!!! good one frankie, i believe you are speaking out of experience
Posted: at 5-07-2008 06:28 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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