19 Sure Signs That You Are At a Naija Party (Page 5)

Date: 29-08-2007 8:16 am (14 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- teeco at 27-07-2009 03:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Grin

Posted: at 27-07-2009 03:13 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- heavychic at 25-10-2010 09:25 AM (10 years ago)
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boy U ARE SO RIGHT ON TARGET AND IT GETS WORSE Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 25-10-2010 09:25 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 25-10-2010 09:36 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: dguy on 29-08-2007 08:16 AM
1. Almost everyone arrives at the party late - hence the reference, "African time".

2. You were given one invitation card, but you invite 20 other friends (who can also invite 2 or 3 of their own friends).

3. You call the attention of the people serving food by saying "Please we haven't eaten in this area o!"

4. Even when it was obvious that no alcohol was served, you still ask "Don't you have any alcohol?

5. At a kids party scheduled to start at 5pm and finishing at 12am, you arrive with kids (some of them already sleeping) at 11pm.

6. You go back to ask for more food and drinks.

7. You ask the caretaker of the hired hall to extend the party time by bribing him with money and drinks.

8. The food is served on a 'man know man' they tell you "the moi-moi don finish" despite the fact that a man next to you has 4 on his plate.

9. Most of the guys are frowning and cussing because fufu, semo, gira or eba wasn't served.

10. You hear, "Wetin dem dey wait for sef? I beg make dem bring the food make I comot jo!"

11. Towards the end of the party you see people going into the kitchen helping themselves to "take away" food and drinks.

12. More than two bouncers are at the door that leads to where the foods/drinks are kept.

13. You dance to "Obesere" or "Fela" music as if your life depended on it.

14. You ask the DJ to play a specially recorded cassette tape you brought with you.

15. You hear people talking, as if they are in a fight, about sports and politics.

16. The men are sitting in groups, instead of sitting with their women.

17. On the dance floor, you have women dancing alone or with women and men dancing alone or with men.

18. Most of the guys are hanging around outside, attending to "business" with cellular phones.

19. The hall empties immediately after food has been served.
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Posted: at 25-10-2010 09:36 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 25-10-2010 09:55 AM (10 years ago)
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Lol...
Naija!

Posted: at 25-10-2010 09:55 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Luckyman1010 at 13-10-2012 09:23 PM (8 years ago)
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Greatest Naija !!!!!!!! Great 1000000000/x nah true talk men.
Posted: at 13-10-2012 09:23 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 14-10-2012 11:48 PM (8 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 14-10-2012 11:48 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 16-10-2012 06:50 PM (8 years ago)
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Posted 5 years ago by Dguy. Resurrected by newbeans. Funny commentary thou  Grin

Posted: at 16-10-2012 06:50 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 16-10-2012 07:02 PM (8 years ago)
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y are u telling me
Posted: at 16-10-2012 07:02 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 17-10-2012 02:18 AM (8 years ago)
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because u be yeye guy  Undecided

Posted: at 17-10-2012 02:18 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 17-10-2012 09:31 PM (8 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed

Posted: at 17-10-2012 09:31 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- osamabinladin at 21-01-2013 09:44 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-01-2013 09:44 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- DaCutest at 21-01-2013 09:59 PM (8 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 21-01-2013 09:59 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- steve232 at 12-03-2013 03:20 AM (8 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 12-03-2013 03:20 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 1-04-2013 08:17 PM (8 years ago)
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I sure say u be yoruba guy,cos u re talking 4rm a yoruba perspective

Posted: at 1-04-2013 08:17 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 1-04-2013 09:34 PM (8 years ago)
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yeap

Posted: at 1-04-2013 09:34 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 1-04-2013 10:56 PM (8 years ago)
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i waka ni
Posted: at 1-04-2013 10:56 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmyjbaaba at 19-08-2013 04:20 PM (8 years ago)
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Oboy U̶̲̥̅̊ really do ur research well Oº°˚˚˚˚°º anyway dats naijer 4 u
Posted: at 19-08-2013 04:20 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- francischi at 19-08-2013 04:21 PM (8 years ago)
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demno de cary last

Posted: at 19-08-2013 04:21 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 19-08-2013 04:23 PM (8 years ago)
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k

Posted: at 19-08-2013 04:23 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 19-08-2013 04:35 PM (8 years ago)
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why de k now Huh?

Posted: at 19-08-2013 04:35 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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