A true companionship is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls of bitterness or singlehood and smack you awake.
I know you all have been waiting for this.
This is to invite "U", My Dear Friends and Well Wishers to My Wedding Ceremony scheduled as follows:
ENGAGEMENT: Main Town Hall, Bama Village, Borno State.
TRADITIONAL WEDDING: Govt. Girls' Sec. Sch. Auditorium Chibok Borno State.
WHITE WEDDİNG: Gwoza Multipurpose Hall, Borno State.
RECEPTION PİCNİC: Sambisa Forest and Resort, Borno State.
CHAIRMAN: Abubakar Shekau.
May God bless and grant you safe journey as you honor my invitation!
NOTE: If you don't know all these places, there are free buses at Nyanya Park Abuja.
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 6-08-2015 05:29 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
jossy4reall at 6-08-2015 11:55 AM (8 years ago) (m)
wow...I will be there live and direct with enuf efizy and numerous gifts items like atomic bomb, grenade and dynamite....in fact I will take the sponsorship of the wedding.....I will provide every attendee with a special wedding gift of rocket launcher and amoured tank each.....as sponsor .I go make sure say ur wedding go be the highest wedding of this generation...count on me
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 6-08-2015 11:55 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
Please keep all those dangerous and wahala dey weapons to ya self. The Chairman is my personal friend and has no sort of relationship with Boko haram. The only weapon you should bring on that faithful day is lot of money and your cheque book
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 7-08-2015 05:36 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 7-08-2015 10:50 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Congrats and as ur best friend am bringing with me the Dr who treat u for schizophrenia. Am bringing lots of chains so u can't run loose anymore. About time dem put u 4 cage. Ekaete wey u won marry go follow u as well.
Posted: at 7-08-2015 10:50 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
Lolz.. It's a good thing for you to recognize your kinda illness, so you won't transmit it unto others. It's a well-done plan, you seriously need it.. lol
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 7-08-2015 10:58 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
jossy4reall at 8-08-2015 06:05 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: franel on 7-08-2015 05:36 PM
Please keep all those dangerous and wahala dey weapons to ya self. The Chairman is my personal friend and has no sort of relationship with Boko haram. The only weapon you should bring on that faithful day is lot of money and your cheque book
so u stingy and selfish like this?.....after I don give u money,, the people wey attend ur wedding no go get any gift from u?......why u dey block dia own gift? ...by the way I no talk say ur chairman get any relationship with boko haram.....na u just talk am
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 8-08-2015 06:05 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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