My Wedding Invitation: Please Come Let's Eat, Laugh, Dance And Celebrate

Date: 06-08-2015 5:29 am (7 years ago) | Author: franel
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- at 6-08-2015 05:29 AM (7 years ago)
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«§» 6 August 2015

A true companionship is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls of bitterness or singlehood and smack you awake.

I know you all have been waiting for this.

This is to invite "U", My Dear Friends and Well Wishers to My Wedding Ceremony scheduled as follows:

ENGAGEMENT:
Main Town Hall, Bama Village, Borno State.

TRADITIONAL WEDDING:
Govt. Girls' Sec. Sch. Auditorium Chibok Borno State.

WHITE WEDDİNG:
Gwoza Multipurpose Hall, Borno State.

RECEPTION PİCNİC:
Sambisa Forest and Resort, Borno State.

CHAIRMAN:
Abubakar Shekau.

May God bless and grant you safe journey as you honor my invitation!

NOTE: If you don't know all these places, there are free buses at Nyanya Park Abuja.


Posted: at 6-08-2015 05:29 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
- jossy4reall at 6-08-2015 11:55 AM (7 years ago)
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wow...I will be there live and direct with enuf efizy and numerous gifts items like atomic bomb, grenade and dynamite....in fact I will take the sponsorship of the wedding.....I will provide every attendee with a special wedding gift of rocket launcher and amoured tank each.....as sponsor .I go make sure say ur wedding go be the highest wedding of this generation...count on me

Posted: at 6-08-2015 11:55 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 7-08-2015 05:36 PM (7 years ago)
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Please keep all those dangerous and wahala dey weapons to ya self. The Chairman is my personal friend and has no sort of relationship with Boko haram. The only weapon you should bring on that faithful day is lot of money and your cheque book

Posted: at 7-08-2015 05:36 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 7-08-2015 10:50 PM (7 years ago)
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Congrats and as ur best friend am bringing with me the Dr who treat u for schizophrenia.
Am bringing lots of chains so u can't run loose anymore.
About time dem put u 4 cage.
Ekaete wey u won marry go follow u as well.
Posted: at 7-08-2015 10:50 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 7-08-2015 10:58 PM (7 years ago)
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Lolz.. It's a good thing for you to recognize your kinda illness, so you won't transmit it unto others. It's a well-done plan, you seriously need it.. lol

Posted: at 7-08-2015 10:58 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 8-08-2015 12:30 AM (7 years ago)
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na only u dey laff for ur own joke..
it's too late now....
Posted: at 8-08-2015 12:30 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 8-08-2015 12:37 AM (7 years ago)
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still laughing at you....

Posted: at 8-08-2015 12:37 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 8-08-2015 06:05 AM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on  7-08-2015 05:36 PM
Please keep all those dangerous and wahala dey weapons to ya self. The Chairman is my personal friend and has no sort of relationship with Boko haram. The only weapon you should bring on that faithful day is lot of money and your cheque book

so u stingy and selfish like this?.....after I don give u money,, the people wey attend ur wedding no go get any gift from u?......why u dey block dia own gift? ...by the way I no talk say ur chairman get any relationship with boko haram.....na u just talk am

Posted: at 8-08-2015 06:05 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 9-08-2015 05:23 PM (7 years ago)
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Na robber o. I just cant imagine how they raided everything. Well, they understood me while some helped in managing the crisis.

Posted: at 9-08-2015 05:23 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 9-08-2015 08:21 PM (7 years ago)
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but why?

Posted: at 9-08-2015 08:21 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 9-08-2015 09:13 PM (7 years ago)
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jossy ikenga . i go kill you one day.
Posted: at 9-08-2015 09:13 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 9-08-2015 11:01 PM (7 years ago)
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i beg no vex o na who wan marry u...?
Posted: at 9-08-2015 11:01 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 10-08-2015 04:33 AM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  9-08-2015 09:13 PM
jossy ikenga . i go kill you one day.

e depend on wetin u wan take kill me.....but if u dey think say u fit kill me thru our rumble on bed then think again

Posted: at 10-08-2015 04:33 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 10-08-2015 01:33 PM (7 years ago)
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@Jossy, they were only doing what they know best. Thank God for the safety.

Posted: at 10-08-2015 01:33 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 11-08-2015 05:45 AM (7 years ago)
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I always tell dem that iroko tree is too big for dem to climb

Posted: at 11-08-2015 05:45 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 11-08-2015 01:34 PM (7 years ago)
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They don’t know.. So have you thrown away all your weapons?

Posted: at 11-08-2015 01:34 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 11-08-2015 08:26 PM (7 years ago)
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m definitely not coming...congrat franel and i wish u  and yr bride to be well in the forest
Posted: at 11-08-2015 08:26 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-08-2015 07:38 AM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 11-08-2015 01:34 PM
They don’t know.. So have you thrown away all your weapons?

I tell u say I dey bring weapon?....dem no be weapon.....all na gift just like every other wedding gifts

Posted: at 12-08-2015 07:38 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 12-08-2015 04:19 PM (7 years ago)
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Alright you do well but I havent seen it o.

Posted: at 12-08-2015 04:19 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 12-08-2015 05:14 PM (7 years ago)
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come o how person go take my bra without my permission
Posted: at 12-08-2015 05:14 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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