Nymphomaniac Convention

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Aiport for

> NewYork, and

> taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very

> beautiful woman

> boarding the plane.

>

> He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and

> bingo - she

> took the seat right beside him.

>

> "Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

>

> She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm

> going to the

> annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States."

>

> He swallowed hard.

>

> Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting

> next to him,

> and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

>

> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,

> "What's your

> business role at this convention?"

>

> "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk

> some of the

> popular myths about segxwality."

>

> "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

>

> "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that

> African-American men

> are the most well endowed, when, in fact, it's the Native

> American

> Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

>

> Another popular myth is that French men are the best

> lovers, when

> actually it is the men of Greek descent.

>

> We have also found that the best potential lovers in all

> categories are

> the Irish."

>

> Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable, and blushed. "I'm

> sorry, I do

> apologise." She said, "I really shouldn't be discussing

> this with you, I

> don't even know your name!"

>

> "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends

> call me

> Paddy."

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS THE NAME Tonto Papadopoulos IS GREEK AND ACCORDING TO THE JOKE THE GREEKS ARE ACTUALLY THE BEST LOVERS