Drunk

Date: 06-01-2010 6:28 am (15 years ago) | Author: Jp JP
- at 6-01-2010 06:28 AM (15 years ago)
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A man wakes up one morning with a hangover. Going downstairs, he says to his wife, "Honey, I know I made a fool of myself at the company party last night. Remind me what I did."
"You got in an argument with your boss."
"Well, piss on him," says the man.
"You did. He fired you," replies his wife.
"Well, screw him!" the man screams.
"I did," says his wife. "You're back to work on Monday."

Posted: at 6-01-2010 06:28 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- just2sexy at 6-01-2010 08:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin wh*re wife Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-01-2010 08:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 6-01-2010 08:36 PM (15 years ago)
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heheheh...screw me
Posted: at 6-01-2010 08:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- abbebe at 6-01-2010 10:03 PM (15 years ago)
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ha ha
Posted: at 6-01-2010 10:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 7-01-2010 12:28 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 7-01-2010 12:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damover at 7-01-2010 01:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  6-01-2010 08:36 PM
heheheh...screw me
u want ne manager employer or employee?
Posted: at 7-01-2010 01:49 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Doshe at 7-01-2010 11:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: abbebe on  6-01-2010 10:03 PM
ha ha

If dis pix is real den u must ve slept on one side wen u were born.
Posted: at 7-01-2010 11:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 8-01-2010 09:56 AM (15 years ago)
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doshe.... no toasting else i fire you...
Posted: at 8-01-2010 09:56 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- 080575 at 8-01-2010 11:35 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: damover on  6-01-2010 06:28 AM
A man wakes up one morning with a hangover. Going downstairs, he says to his wife, "Honey, I know I made a fool of myself at the company party last night. Remind me what I did."
"You got in an argument with your boss."
"Well, piss on him," says the man.
"You did. He fired you," replies his wife.
"Well, screw him!" the man screams.
"I did," says his wife. "You're back to work on Monday."
Hmmm ...dat may nt b her 1st time
Posted: at 8-01-2010 11:35 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bomber at 8-01-2010 11:47 AM (15 years ago)
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exactly
Posted: at 8-01-2010 11:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 8-01-2010 11:53 AM (15 years ago)
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 Smiley                Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy      Cool
 Smiley                Cheesy          Cheesy      Cool
 Smiley                Cheesy          Cheesy      Cool
 Smiley                Cheesy          Cheesy      Cool
 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy      Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 8-01-2010 11:53 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 8-01-2010 12:16 PM (15 years ago)
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na wa ooo
Posted: at 8-01-2010 12:16 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 8-01-2010 12:26 PM (15 years ago)
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screw de man
Posted: at 8-01-2010 12:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- 080575 at 8-01-2010 12:28 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha.....Moneyinbracket whats up!
Posted: at 8-01-2010 12:28 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 8-01-2010 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahhaha real wh*re..but then all gals re...lol
Posted: at 8-01-2010 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 8-01-2010 02:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Smiley funny
Posted: at 8-01-2010 02:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- damover at 8-01-2010 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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but the try nah. abi she no try 4 the husband?
Posted: at 8-01-2010 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shantybaby97 at 8-01-2010 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 8-01-2010 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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