JOB APPLICATION

Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office
and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead
accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is
no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed
and you have no excuse because while I was in my
hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his
death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be
sure that he was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as
proof of vacancy.
You can't swerve me this time. Give me the job.
Thank you,
Yours Truly,
Luck

Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:45 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

Walahi

Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:37 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

...you see am say na joke now

Posted: at 22-03-2016 04:27 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

.....ok  you don check am abi...

Posted: at 22-03-2016 09:43 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

ask am o

Posted: at 23-03-2016 07:49 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

he be like say you go ask google... Me don't knw the kind of joke it be...

Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:35 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I no y u b like dis,,,, ur mama say make u choose btw madness n olodo... U go choose d two. mad pikin

Posted: at 23-03-2016 06:05 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I saw

Posted: at 28-03-2016 04:10 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

wAHLAHI dem go to beat am during d interview,,

Posted: at 6-04-2016 03:55 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

    BE careful, be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL……………………………….

Posted: at 13-04-2016 05:21 PM (9 years ago) | Hero