JOB APPLICATION

Date: 13-03-2016 10:45 am (5 years ago) | Author: victor matt
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- at 13-03-2016 10:45 AM (5 years ago)
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Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office
and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead
accountant.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is
no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed
and you have no excuse because while I was in my
hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his
death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be
sure that he was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as
proof of vacancy.
You can't swerve me this time. Give me the job.
Thank you,
Yours Truly,
Luck

Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:45 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 10:36 AM (5 years ago)
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heheheh  akpos nees job now abi
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:36 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 10:37 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 10:36 AM
heheheh  akpos nees job now abi
Walahi
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:37 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 10:51 PM (5 years ago)
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Wahlahi,,,,,,





PB4
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:51 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 04:27 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: onyedika benson on 13-03-2016 10:48 AM
yepa!!! Whi kind joke b this oooo ?
...you see am say na joke now
Posted: at 22-03-2016 04:27 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 11:24 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 22-03-2016 04:27 AM
...you see am say na joke now
Dat na bcos e crawl enter joke forum
Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:24 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 09:43 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 10:51 PM
Wahlahi,,,,,,





PB4
.....ok  you don check am abi...
Posted: at 22-03-2016 09:43 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 10:51 PM (5 years ago)
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U mean say u never c am b4,,, even pikin dem born yesterday don c am oo
Posted: at 22-03-2016 10:51 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 07:49 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: onyedika benson on 13-03-2016 10:48 AM
yepa!!! Whi kind joke b this oooo ?
ask am o
Posted: at 23-03-2016 07:49 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 07:50 AM (5 years ago)
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maybe is not use to his joke's
Posted: at 23-03-2016 07:50 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 05:35 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: onyedika benson on 13-03-2016 10:48 AM
yepa!!! Whi kind joke b this oooo ?
he be like say you go ask google... Me don't knw the kind of joke it be...
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:35 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 05:36 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 10:36 AM
heheheh  akpos nees job now abi
hmmmmmm.... Na so ooooo. Apkos na wahala oooo
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:36 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 23-03-2016 06:05 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 23-03-2016 05:35 PM
he be like say you go ask google... Me don't knw the kind of joke it be...
I no y u b like dis,,,, ur mama say make u choose btw madness n olodo... U go choose d two. mad pikin
Posted: at 23-03-2016 06:05 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 10:37 PM (5 years ago)
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hehehej i see....
Posted: at 26-03-2016 10:37 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 04:10 PM (5 years ago)
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I saw
Posted: at 28-03-2016 04:10 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 30-03-2016 08:47 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: onyedika benson on 13-03-2016 10:48 AM
yepa!!! Whi kind joke b this oooo ?
mmm na so no fear
Posted: at 30-03-2016 08:47 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- morgrawl231 at 6-04-2016 03:55 PM (5 years ago)
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wAHLAHI dem go to beat am during d interview,,
Posted: at 6-04-2016 03:55 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 6-04-2016 10:26 PM (5 years ago)
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Not bad... Grin
Posted: at 6-04-2016 10:26 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 13-04-2016 05:21 PM (5 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin BE careful, be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL……………………………….
Posted: at 13-04-2016 05:21 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Sparky12 at 27-04-2016 07:39 PM (4 years ago)
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kk
Posted: at 27-04-2016 07:39 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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