'Had him circumcised.'

Date: 30-01-2010 4:47 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 30-01-2010 04:47 PM (14 years ago)
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A man from Texas buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced "A typical Texas baby boy weighing twenty pounds." Congratulations shower all around, and many exclamations of 'wow!' are heard. Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth, aren't you? How much does the baby weigh now?' The proud father answers, 'fifteen pounds.' The bartender is puzzled. 'Why? What happened? He already weighed twenty pounds at birth.' The Texas father takes a slow sip from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans over to the bartender and proudly announces, 'Had him circumcised.'


14_Inches

Posted: at 30-01-2010 04:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 30-01-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago)
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lolzzzzz
Posted: at 30-01-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 30-01-2010 06:10 PM (14 years ago)
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senseless
Posted: at 30-01-2010 06:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 30-01-2010 07:39 PM (14 years ago)
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sensa
Posted: at 30-01-2010 07:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 30-01-2010 10:46 PM (14 years ago)
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so him pikin dick weigh 5lbs
Posted: at 30-01-2010 10:46 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 30-01-2010 10:47 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-01-2010 10:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-01-2010 11:14 PM (14 years ago)
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nah wah ohh, but funny
Posted: at 30-01-2010 11:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 1-02-2010 10:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Hmmm 5pounds dick, how many inches Huh?
Posted: at 1-02-2010 10:46 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 1-02-2010 10:48 AM (14 years ago)
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i guess it shld be 14_inches lonf
Posted: at 1-02-2010 10:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zolazola at 1-02-2010 12:15 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 1-02-2010 12:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cyndi3 at 2-02-2010 10:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  1-02-2010 10:48 AM
i guess it shld be 14_inches lonf
Grin
Posted: at 2-02-2010 10:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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