drop punch lines, motivational sayings, wise words, slogans, etc here (Page 3)

some people don't like music, only the sound it makes   

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Posted: at 24-08-2008 11:43 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

if you can't invent a good lie, stick to the truth

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Posted: at 24-08-2008 02:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

and why them tears?

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Posted: at 25-08-2008 01:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

whatever u want u jst have to command it believe it ,definitely it will come to u.say it and it is urs

Posted: at 25-08-2008 08:49 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

I heard this at a wedding recently..................a bachelor is like a new detergent, works fast and leaves no ring

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Posted: at 25-08-2008 07:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

God help those who help themselves.

Posted: at 25-08-2008 09:31 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

smart one - is that to ur work or to the insurance company?

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Posted: at 26-08-2008 08:54 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Great souls have WILLS, Feeble souls have WISHES

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Posted: at 26-08-2008 12:11 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

when there is life there is hope.......

Posted: at 26-08-2008 04:32 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Put all your eggs in one basket and--------watch that basket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: at 26-08-2008 05:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac