Girls: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man (Page 2)

Date: 18-02-2010 5:30 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Teeco Designer
1 [2] 3 4 5
- chrissiebee at 18-02-2010 06:43 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
lmaoo..so cute.

Posted: at 18-02-2010 06:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- onchedu at 18-02-2010 07:14 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: teeco on 18-02-2010 05:30 PM
1. Shaving let it be your little secret why you are so smooth.  Wink

2. Changing your tampax (they know we do it they do not need to know how, their mother should have done that).  Undecided

3. Never ever break wind-pass air-fart-poop what ever you wnat to call it, do not do it! It takes away from your femininity. Don't do it.  It is not lady like.  Angry Angry Angry

And for those of you who will say it is fun girl stop that poo, it is nasty I know because my four brothers and ex-husband told me the same thing.


Teeco Designer
(AKA Love Mallam)

Shaving what? Mind Urself o! If these are Ur rules pls share them with Ur girl ok?
I'm with U on 2.
3 is ok, seing if a girl feels free to do that around U she's just testing Ur comfort levels with her. Feel free to punish her for being a nutty gir tho. >Smiley
Posted: at 18-02-2010 07:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- mazi at 18-02-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
no comment
Posted: at 18-02-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- onchedu at 18-02-2010 07:24 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
I think U should have put "flirting with some other guy(s) in front of Ur man" on the list. Some girls tend to do that and think they are invinsible when they're doing it when infact every body knows what she's doing but usually none of the guys will stop her.
Posted: at 18-02-2010 07:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Starlette at 18-02-2010 07:45 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: around_d_corner on 18-02-2010 06:32 PM
gurlz fart smell die....
just like ur girl own. @ porter i c nothing wrong in those 3 tins u mentioned. Wetin u con dey hide,
1. He no say we get hair 4 ur yansh n we dey shave am. 2. He no say we dey c our uncle wit red coat every month n we must luk neat. 3. He stil no say everybody dey mess. So wats big deal afterall na dem still dey shine us. EREMA

Posted: at 18-02-2010 07:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- onchedu at 18-02-2010 08:17 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Chic, No.2 is a no no. Keep Ur red to Urself as much as possible. We know it's there but we dont want to come across it espcially not when it's on some sanitary material. Mess al U want but PLEASE dispose of those things properly... ABEG!!!
Posted: at 18-02-2010 08:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Starlette at 18-02-2010 08:56 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: onchedu on 18-02-2010 08:17 PM
Chic, No.2 is a no no. Keep Ur red to Urself as much as possible. We know it's there but we dont want to come across it espcially not when it's on some sanitary material. Mess al U want but PLEASE dispose of those things properly... ABEG!!!
guy 4get, u no go marry, abi u no wan born pikin

Posted: at 18-02-2010 08:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- dirtykid at 18-02-2010 09:21 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
I agree with Number 2.

But number 1..huh!! I want see how u shave it, I mean that main holyland, so u can shave it to my style. if she like make she dey there when i dey do mine. is a free style thing.

Number 3. kaii, Dude i need to feel free and make a good fart, she can reply me with the same, nothing do her. if she is the first to fart.. I will respond perfectly. Grin

Posted: at 18-02-2010 09:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Beauti4 at 18-02-2010 09:31 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha u guyz can do competition on this one! and see who won!
Posted: at 18-02-2010 09:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- dirtykid at 18-02-2010 09:34 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
I like it to be competition sef.. there is one gas water, once i take that water.. she's will be in trouble, no need to start the competition becos i will surely win.. but she fit win if the vote will be cast by smell.. hahahaha Grin , Gurls fart can smell terrible.. Grin Grin especially those silent ones without knowing when they did it. hahahahaha Grin

Posted: at 18-02-2010 09:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Beauti4 at 18-02-2010 09:38 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
lolz...u knw wat...? u r so wrong about he smelling agender. men fart are the most naughty smell in the universe. this is bcos they are dominant...lolz...u r so CRAZAE!
Posted: at 18-02-2010 09:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- dirtykid at 18-02-2010 09:46 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Believe me.. some girls fart na 2nd World War.. is better for those kind girls fart better Fart wey get sound, than that silent killer style. no b small tin.  they will just drop it and maintain Grin Grin everywhere will catch fire.

That type if they drop am inside beach, the next day some fishes will be found dead floating.. Grin

Posted: at 18-02-2010 09:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Beauti4 at 18-02-2010 09:52 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
hahahaha, the house would b on fire...hahahahaha. Ok Dkid, b real, men on smell pass. Grin we can do the experiment and we will c. your own go smell pass my. y are u tryin to back out.
Posted: at 18-02-2010 09:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- dirtykid at 18-02-2010 10:08 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Some men wey no dey eat well balanced diet, fit smell pass, but Kaii.. even women own smell pass anything when they eat all the well balanced diet... hahaha Grin

My own no dey smell anytin, I wish say e go dey smell small, I for like am Grin Grin

Posted: at 18-02-2010 10:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Beauti4 at 18-02-2010 10:22 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
hahahahaha, but u sure say your own no dey even smell like vanilla inside? i mean not even Strawberry? hahahaha....u r backin the men out. buth their own smell pass, diet or no diet.
Posted: at 18-02-2010 10:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- ceejay58 at 19-02-2010 12:08 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: dirtykid on 18-02-2010 09:46 PM
Believe me.. some girls fart na 2nd World War.. is better for those kind girls fart better Fart wey get sound, than that silent killer style. no b small tin.  they will just drop it and maintain Grin Grin everywhere will catch fire.

That type if they drop am inside beach, the next day some fishes will be found dead floating.. Grin


 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-02-2010 12:08 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- teeco at 19-02-2010 08:50 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
hahahahahahahaha @ Comments

Posted: at 19-02-2010 08:50 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- momeh at 19-02-2010 09:01 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
u try
Posted: at 19-02-2010 09:01 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- teeco at 19-02-2010 09:18 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
thx

Posted: at 19-02-2010 09:18 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- zolazola at 19-02-2010 10:12 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
passing
Posted: at 19-02-2010 10:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
1 [2] 3 4 5

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP
  1. Wofai Fada’s In-laws Release Public Statement Debunking Reports Of Her Marriage To Their Son

  2. Wofai Fada Defies In-Laws, Ties The Knot With Taiwo Cole In Traditional Ceremony (Photos & Vid)

  3. Mercy Johnson's Husband Raises Awareness On Mental Health Amidst Angela Okorie's Claims

  4. Mohbad's PA, Darosha Grilled by Police, Spills More About Singer's Death & Hurried Burial

  5. "Why INEC’s Server Suffered Glitch During 2023 Presidential Polls" – Peter Obi

  6. Controversial singer, Portable Spotted On A Flight To Kenya With Wife, Bewaji Amid Online Drama

  7. Peter Obi Missing as EFCC Releases Names of 58 Former Governors That Embezzled N2.187 Trillion

  8. Outcry As Lagos Govt Begins Demolition on Parts of Arowojobe, Mende Estate (Video)

  9. Actress Genevieve Nnaji Appreciates Her Fans, Shares Special Moment From Fer 45th Birthday

  10. Why I Am Hardly Seen in Public These Days - Veteran Actress, Stella Damasus Opens up (VID)

  11. How 40yr Old Man Lured 13yr Old Girl With N200 to His House & Held Her From January to March

  12. Amidst Witchcraft Accusations, Mercy Johnson Marks Daughter’s 4th Birthday in Style (VID)

  13. Don't Choose to be Lonely Because of People - Judy Austin Dishes Tips on Fighting For 'Love'


THIS WEEK
  1. Following CBN Directive, OPay, Palmpay, Others Clamps Down On Crypto

  2. Former Nollywood Star, Lola Alao Recounts Shocking Incident Of Assault While Working In Canada

  3. Billionaire's Daughter, DJ Cuppy Shares Wedding Bliss & Dreams Of Her Own Love Story

  4. "58 Ex-Govs Embezzled N2.187 Trillion" - EFCC Unveils Startling Revelations (See Full List)

  5. Security Forces Kill IPOB/ESN IED Specialist In Imo State

  6. Holy Spirit Always Gives Me Lotto Number Whenever We Don't Have Anything To Eat -Efotete Family

  7. Lady Accuses Actress,Mercy Johnson Of Witchcraft, Says Angela Okorie Is Her Next Target (Video)

  8. Outrage As 40-year-old Man Allegedly Lures 13-year-old Girl With ₦200, Sparks National Debate

  9. Drama In Club As Sam Larry Gets Confronted By A Club Guest Over Mohbad’s Death (Video)

  10. Ipswich Town Promoted to The Premier League After 22 Years


TOP MEMBERS: